Break up

By natrat222 - 26/11/2019 20:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I decided to eat a whole tub of blueberries before seeing a guy I've been hooked up with for a year and a half. While giving a blow job, I ended throwing up the blueberries right before he came. He left immediately, deleted me on Snapchat and told me I need to get checked out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 608
You deserved it 1 092
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C8H18 33
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Eating a lot right before doing something that has a high chance of making you gag? Ya, you deserve that one.

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iamdman 22
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Yeah I would agree your life sucks. Try not to get too blue. Stiff upper lip and all that. Have to swallow your pride and move on. Ok I getting on my own nerves with my puns now.

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gamerlaura 13
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the ultimate orgasm ruiner!!

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speedfreak1022 9

Gotta kik?

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Seeyounarabish 21
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Why would you eat a whole tub of blueberries in the first place???

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iamdman 22
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"Your turning violet, Violet!" OP must really love them blueberries.

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iamdman 22
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Yeah I would agree your life sucks. Try not to get too blue. Stiff upper lip and all that. Have to swallow your pride and move on. Ok I getting on my own nerves with my puns now.

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dwilliams2081 10
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Your fault for doing that with someone youre not in a relationship with :/

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withered 30
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#6 are you actually serious?

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InfiniteSunshine 32
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Shut up #6. This is 2016 in the 21st century, not the 1950s. People have sexual desires and are allowed to satisfy them in whatever way they want as long as it's consensual and they take precautions. Being in a relationship does not validate the ability to have sex and make it "more moral."

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TheSecretShadow 13
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Yeah I agree #12, but she didn't take any precautions apparently, if he said she should get herself checked.

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leezapearl 16
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Maybe he said she should get checked up because of her violet bluberry puke? How could he know that she has eaten so many blueberries and it's not a normal colour...

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E2dav 5

People hook up all the time. Not up to you or anyone else to police someone elses sex life

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C8H18 33
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Eating a lot right before doing something that has a high chance of making you gag? Ya, you deserve that one.

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Gubbon 8

Because we should all walk around with empty bellies all the time?

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withered 30
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#8 What is it with you spamming bad rhymes? No one wanted your mix tape?

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rykelmb 12
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I, personally, love your limericks. You keep doing you.

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cnkeyser92 3
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this is by far the funniest thing I've seen in my life

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joshklander 11
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It's a bluejob, not a blowjob. Never understood why they call them blowjobs anyway. Suckjob would be much more appropriate.

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