By StillBurning - 19/08/2017 01:30

Today, I enjoyed my favourite pizza topped with jalapeños for an extra kick. I later got to feel that kick a second time as I vomited in the middle of the night. Some came out my nose. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Wait until you take a dump tomorrow — you’ll get a literal kick in the ass.

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Glowworm56 26

Having something come out of your nose that isn't suppose to is terrible. I once coughed so hard, cranberry juice came out of my noise--and it stung. I can't even imagine how painful it must be for jalapenos to come out of your nose!

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RichardPencil 30

Wait until you take a dump tomorrow — you’ll get a literal kick in the ass.

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Glowworm56 26

Having something come out of your nose that isn't suppose to is terrible. I once coughed so hard, cranberry juice came out of my noise--and it stung. I can't even imagine how painful it must be for jalapenos to come out of your nose!

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gobiteme2 34

Well that sounds like some kick ass pizza

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gobiteme2 34

some kick ass pizza. Dam edit function

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acmariner99 25

Need some pepto bismol for that burn? Might need some preparation h too.

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raven_of_azarath 34

This reminded me of the first time I got drunk. I had 7 shots of rum or whiskey (can't remember which) and ate a bunch of Cheeto Puffs. I ended up throwing up like 15 minutes later, and about half of it came out my nose. It was the most unpleasant thing ever.

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protoskore 27

it's the body's way of telling you that pizza as a main food source is no longer acceptable.

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BeachMammal 8

If you want a real thrill, try throwing up oysters.

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davecross 11

Hey with spicy food it may taste good going in but in burns when it goes out

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revolvearoundme 15

Left my crushed ghost peppers out for pizza day at work, can't wait to hear about it next week. I work off shift. My only guess as to why ghost peppers don't incinerate my arse is because you don't eat a huge amount. Sometimes I take a pinch to wake up if I'm dragging... Nothing wakes you up like OMG I'm on fire.

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