By LizP40 - United States
  Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
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By  Lackadaisy_Baby  |  0

Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a fucking tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the vagina is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time.

And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.


I agree with #125!
People who say 'initiate' is a weird word and she must have looked it up in a thesaurus must have an incredibly limited vernacular.
And no, "initiate" is not a synonym of "have".

  MaskedManic  |  1

And no, "vernacular" is not a synonym of "vocabulary"

The definition of vernacular is ''using a language or dialect native to a region or country rather than a literary, cultured, or foreign language''

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

163 = My true love.

Anyways, dump him for being an ignorant douche. Having lots of sex doesn't stretch out your vagina. It's not a fucking rubberband, it's a muscle.
It stays the same until childbirth, but even then it's not that much bigger once it heals.
You're only tight if he's not doing his job right. And only loose(as it should be) if he's doing his job and making you horny.

  leafsfan13  |  0

Ok seriously, the next person who comments as FIRST as in first to comment to something is a freakin idiot.

It's starting to get annoying and I'm SURE that people who get comments like that for their posts get annoyed to.

Honestly, stop sticking with the past and start posting real comments on the topic, please!


"First" isn't annoying. The day that people stop posting "first" is the day that people stop replying to comment #1 just to get their post on the top of the page.

Though they day that FMLs stopped containing "proceeded to" DID come (thanks to FML staff I think?), so you can still hope.

  ariean  |  0

yes exercise your PC muscles, but still.. are you really that loose? then again, i agree with #131, maybe you're not the problem maybe he is. still a jerk for saying that though.

and #155 you're right, initiated is part of everyday speech... except your example isn't quite how it's supposed to be used.

  TheMeow  |  0

I think YDI for being a loose whore and HDI for being with a loose whore, as I stated below. Sucked in. Next time don't fuck around so much, maybe your own BF won't think you're so loose.

  BB_ava  |  0

'initiate' isn't a synonym of 'have'. It means 'to start'. If you can't put two and two together, "initiate sex" --> "begin having sex"

  Shantar  |  0

Actually, the more orgasms a woman has, the tighter she is. Having lots of sex keeps the muscles there in good condition. It's celibacy that makes it loose. The assumption of virgins being tight is based on the fact that they usually are also young which adds to tightness.


wow...bc u werent tight enough? he could of at least opted for a bj to make u feel important x.x
but then again not every1 tightens bak up fast...glad i do...
so he wont let u get it every night bc ur a lil loose? pshht ass >.>