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Probably nowhere near as loose as my asshole.
I think your BF might be gay. I mean what guy turns down sex b/c his GF isn't tight enough? I mean jesus, it doesn't stretch out THAT much.
When I become first, I think I'm going to do what everyone else did and put "First!" Thats what all the cool kids are doing, right?
First has been done, to death. Only troubled, insecure douches do it anymore.
For once I'm at a loss for words. That's just wierd.
firstly, @75, hooray for grammar nazis, secondly, initiate sex? its not a robot function
... why didn't you just tell him to get a bigger dick and so it would be an F HIS life?
LOL..... Robot - "Initiating sex mode!... 3, 2, 1, OH OH OH!" Man - "Wait wait what the hell?!? AAAAHH!!!!"
163 = My true love. Anyways, dump him for being an ignorant douche. Having lots of sex doesn't stretch out your ******. It's not a ******* rubberband, it's a muscle. It stays the same until childbirth, but even then it's not that much bigger once it heals. You're only tight if he's not doing his job right. And only loose(as it should be) if he's doing his job and making you horny.
Ok seriously, the next person who comments as FIRST as in first to comment to something is a freakin idiot. It's starting to get annoying and I'm SURE that people who get comments like that for their posts get annoyed to. Honestly, stop sticking with the past and start posting real comments on the topic, please!
"First" isn't annoying. The day that people stop posting "first" is the day that people stop replying to comment #1 just to get their post on the top of the page. Though they day that FMLs stopped containing "proceeded to" DID come (thanks to FML staff I think?), so you can still hope.
yes exercise your PC muscles, but still.. are you really that loose? then again, i agree with #131, maybe you're not the problem maybe he is. still a jerk for saying that though. and #155 you're right, initiated is part of everyday speech... except your example isn't quite how it's supposed to be used.
It's like making love with a warm bucket of water.
hahaha ! love it ! x
well.... YOU should of jus got on top & ride him, he'll most likely get in the mood.
Ha ha very nice #131. It sounds like she could use some Kegel exercises.
I think YDI for being a loose ***** and HDI for being with a loose *****, as I stated below. Sucked in. Next time don't **** around so much, maybe your own BF won't think you're so loose.
Wow you're dumb Being loose doesn't mean you're a cheater. ****** retard.
first
exercise your ****** muscles? are you serious..
Ooohhh. Sounds like someone's spending some quality time on the couch. And 163... If I wasn't engaged, I'd ask you to marry me...
147, the phrase "initiate sex" is perfectly normal and commonly used. Please improve your vocabulary.
'initiate' isn't a synonym of 'have'. It means 'to start'. If you can't put two and two together, "initiate sex" --> "begin having sex"
either your that gross or hes just that stupid. FBYLs
He sounds swell! A real winner! I think this is the first FML to every make me go "Ewwwww."
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway..
Maybe you're just a **** and a little wide.
Actually, the more orgasms a woman has, the tighter she is. Having lots of sex keeps the muscles there in good condition. It's celibacy that makes it loose. The assumption of virgins being tight is based on the fact that they usually are also young which adds to tightness.
mybe ur just an asshole with a wide mouth
There is nothing wrong with being a jerk.
Maybe not but it's generally agreed that trolls are morons. :)
Please, I've seen much bigger idiots on this website.
Actually I can just repost this.
Huh...thanks for that Shanter. Nice anatomy lesson. lol
Just because other people are morons doesn't really make it OK for you to troll.
y r u taking this serious? its just a story n it might not even b tru!!
hahaha I think the problem lies in the fact that you said "I tried to initiate sex"
yea, I thought that would've been a given.
nobody likes a loose girl...its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
He sounds like an insensitive jerk. Maybe you should just dump him and **********.
so him not wanting to have sex with his girlfriend for once in his life makes him a insensitive jerk? He is not entitled to his own choice?
well, he could have just said that he's not in the mood instead of calling her "loose"
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Tell him this: "Babe, why don't we wait a few years and give your **** time to grow, mkay?"
Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a ******* tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the ****** is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time. And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.