By LizP40 - 27/08/2009 16:46 - United States

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Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Tell him this: "Babe, why don't we wait a few years and give your **** time to grow, mkay?"

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Lackadaisy_Baby 0

Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a ******* tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the ****** is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time. And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.

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skullbuster 0

Let him know he better hop on because it will never tighten up as long as you are ******* that other guy whose **** is 3 times as big as his...

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waterynuggets 0

LMAO !! Oh, yeah, DTMFA

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RAMBabyyy 0

I don't see how this is an FML in the least. Get over it.

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StrawberryPiez_ 0

hahahaaaaaaa fyl lmaoo

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Young_Sparta 0

give him a ******** stomp for not wanting to have sex with you. then when he wants to have sex with you, just say "i gotta wait til your balls are smaller than your head, give it a rest."

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Ligerie 0

so can't he give you oral now?

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sillylung 0

Boo ******* hoo. So you didn't have sex for one night. Don't be such a horndog.

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IHaveVertigo 0

What? Is he retarded? Having sex once doesn't make you loose and not tight.

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aback 4

Plenty of guys out there who'd want it. Go out and find some.

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