Intimacy: Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on...

By LizP40 - 27/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so nicely says, "Babe, we just had sex last night. Why don't we wait a while so you've had some time to tighten back up." FML

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By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:22

Tell him this: "Babe, why don't we wait a few years and give your **** time to grow, mkay?"

Lackadaisy_Baby 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 20:23

Assuming he was being serious about the "tighten back up" bit, your boyfriend's a ******* tard. The only thing that could really "loosen" the ****** is childbirth, and even then, that's only temporary most of the time. And I seriously doubt his dick's the circumference of a baby's head.

Comments

DeathShad0 1

Friday 28 August 2009 3:07

I guess when a guy doesn't want to have sex it means he either has a small dick or he's gay. What the **** is wrong with you people.

gigi2009 0

Friday 28 August 2009 3:24

he's a douche... and i don't usually say douche.

3arl 0

Friday 28 August 2009 3:28

wth is wrong with that

lamaga 0

Friday 28 August 2009 3:59

forgive me if someone has already said this, but i actually think "(to) initiate" is more appropriate than "(to) have" in this situation...it doesn't seem as if she ripped off his clothes and straddled him naked...she was trying to get it going without planting herself. and if the former word sounds too stuffy, perhaps she could have said that she tried to get her boyfriend to have sex with her or something. a minor point, but people jumped on it anyway. and i don't think i would date someone who declined to have sex with me for that reason. that he phrased it that way, regardless of his reasoning, is a little cruel.

Emma_91 0

Friday 28 August 2009 4:30

I agree. Personally I don't find initiate a tough, big word at all. And it serves the purpose here very well...

chocogatto12 3

Friday 28 August 2009 4:01

I totally agree with people saying its ok for a guy to turn down sex. But there are nicer ways of saying it than basically stipulating the girl is too loose to get him off. Ever hear of the words "I'm not in the mood"???

Besker 0

Friday 28 August 2009 4:47

here's a completely retarded and moronic suggestion to the OP: Talk it over with him. Tell him how you felt and see why he said that. No wait, that's actually the mature thing to suggest, not like "he's an ass, dump him" or "tell him he has a needle dick" for ****'s sake that would make her no better than him, and you're all scum for suggesting it. **** you, I'm right. Maybe he was tired, maybe he has an infection, maybe he was ******* chaffed! that can make a guy pretty turned off, trust me. Besides none of us know what those two do during sex, for all we know she could be shoving a can of soup up there.

agony690 3

Friday 28 August 2009 5:02

smart boyfriend, i had a gf that liked to do it just about everynight which was great no complaints at the time but after about 4 months it just didnt feel as good because she was "worn out" down there. maybe im just that rough lol. oh and dont say she was a **** and thats why it was loose cause she lost her v card to me.