WORLD United Kingdom Today, I showed my dad photos from my first fun night out in ages. His response? "You look at least 6 months pregnant." FML I agree, your life sucks 4039 I agree, your life sucks 4039 You deserved it 432 You deserved it 432 46 8 242 135 By sazz - / Sunday 5 November 2017 03:00 / United Kingdom - Shepperton
By Akitakat | 28 #7560525 - Sunday 5 November 2017 10:16 That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face. Send a private message 23 0 Reply
By KittyMack | 11 #7560484 - Sunday 5 November 2017 5:49 Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy? Ugh what a dick. Send a private message 14 0 Reply
By KittyMack | 11 #7560484 - Sunday 5 November 2017 5:49 Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy? Ugh what a dick. Send a private message 14 0 Reply
By RichardPencil | 26 #7560490 - Sunday 5 November 2017 6:29 At least he thinks you’re attractive enough to get laid. That’s a compliment! Send a private message 2 7 Reply
Reply Notamusedanymore | 17 #7560697 - Sunday 5 November 2017 22:07 What? Send a private message 0 1 Reply
By wanted_2_want | 40 #7560495 - Sunday 5 November 2017 7:14 Well. In his defense, the camera adds 20 Lbs. So I heard. Send a private message 2 1 Reply
Reply NataXviaggiare | 11 #7560705 - Sunday 5 November 2017 22:41 what up "friends" lover? Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By Akitakat | 28 #7560525 - Sunday 5 November 2017 10:16 That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face. Send a private message 23 0 Reply
By The_Most_Epic_Zenric | 8 #7568348 - Sunday 26 November 2017 1:59 Lose weight Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML I agree, your life sucks 30598 I agree, your life sucks 30598 You deserved it 2047 You deserved it 2047 66
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML I agree, your life sucks 33201 I agree, your life sucks 33201 You deserved it 2546 You deserved it 2546 118
Today, due to a hammer-related incident, instead of receiving glass ornaments as gifts from my trip to Venice, my friends will be receiving novelty postcards of Michelangelo's David's penis. FML I agree, your life sucks 35220 I agree, your life sucks 35220 You deserved it 6312 You deserved it 6312 109 5 1 3 32 By Stop_HammerTime - / Monday 4 August 2014 13:51 / United Kingdom - Northwich
Today I was on a date with a beautiful girl and had just finished a $300 dinner when my father called claiming my dog died, of course I left my date and... I agree, your life sucks 1433 I agree, your life sucks 1433 You deserved it 143 You deserved it 143 11
Today I was chatting with the morbidly obese cleaner. After asking her if she had any time off over the holidays, she answered that she hadn't, but she... I agree, your life sucks 801 I agree, your life sucks 801 You deserved it 341 You deserved it 341 7
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
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Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Ugh what a dick.