FML : Today, I showed my dad photos from my first fun night out in ages. His response? "You look at least 6 months pregnant." FML

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Today, I showed my dad photos from my first fun night out in ages. His response? "You look at least 6 months pregnant." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sazz - / Sunday 5 November 2017 03:00 / United Kingdom - Shepperton

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By Akitakat | 28

#7560525 - Sunday 5 November 2017 10:16

That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face.

By KittyMack | 11

#7560484 - Sunday 5 November 2017 5:49

Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy?
Ugh what a dick.

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By 123765 | 18

#7560471 - Sunday 5 November 2017 4:30

well are you?

By KittyMack | 11

#7560484 - Sunday 5 November 2017 5:49

Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy?
Ugh what a dick.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7560490 - Sunday 5 November 2017 6:29

At least he thinks you’re attractive enough to get laid. That’s a compliment!

delude | 26

#7560492 - Sunday 5 November 2017 6:44

...

Notamusedanymore | 17

#7560697 - Sunday 5 November 2017 22:07

What?

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7560495 - Sunday 5 November 2017 7:14

Well. In his defense, the camera adds 20 Lbs.
So I heard.

NataXviaggiare | 11

#7560705 - Sunday 5 November 2017 22:41

what up "friends" lover?

By Akitakat | 28

#7560525 - Sunday 5 November 2017 10:16

That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face.

By The_Most_Epic_Zenric | 8

#7568348 - Sunday 26 November 2017 1:59

Lose weight

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