By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

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Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML
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At least he was honest!

Bulldozer36 21

Valid question imo

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I smell a breakup brewing

#1 You thought they would break up over a t-shirt and an honest question? You must have had some really deep, meaningful relationships to have even contemplated that comment... let alone post it. Good for you. *rolls eyes*

Why you gotta flame on her, if the chick who posted it feels that her boyfriend saying that is worthy of an FML then clearly shes not in a good relationship

That seems presumptuous, plenty of people post these kinds of relationship fmls because they think the response was funny.

Hun, if she broke up with him for something like that then that's pathetic. He was more than likely trying to be funny. If I was in that situation I'd be a smart ass right back.

TordNorski 30

FML my boyfriend doesn't like my shirt and enjoys sex with me. FML

At least he was honest!

awwwww At least he was honest. .yess ..that's why she should have coitus with him. .poor guy was honest ..huh! true love.

I'd rather a guy was honest than lied to me and let me waste my money.

I don't know if that's honesty or just deciding whether to be honest based on outcomes.

Honest? He was willing to sacrifice that at the expense of one night stand though

I'd appreciate the honesty, but I also wouldn't want to have sex after being made to feel unattractive. Not trying to punish him or anything, I just wouldn't want to have sex when I don't feel sexy.

Not sure about you guys but if I had a bf I'd happily have sex with him no matter what happened earlier on in the day(excluding fights over big things like cheating). I often find clothes that look nice on the hanger but look rubbish on me, and I usually need someone else to agree with me when I'm not sure.

It's about the shirt, not her...

Y'know I think you're the woman most men fear to have a relationship with. There is no pleasing a person like you when you've been done wrong.

"And if I say no, can you not think with your little friend?"

To be fair, if she responded with "no" to that question, she would be proving to her boyfriend that she's only looking for compliments and not honesty, and that if he's honest with her he will be punished. Now, if she had said "I wasn't planning on having sex tonight anyway, dear," that would be different. She would be indicating that his honesty is important to her, AND she wasn't going to withhold sex from him if he answered her question truthfully.

The response to "I wasn't planning on it.", is always , " who plans on sex?" Then the tricky part, keep it interesting and fun. Withholding sex would be dumb regardless , assume both enjoyed it, but it's like answering ,"does this dress make me look fat?" With ," yes but I'll still tap that fat ass." Sometimes thinkin with both heads is a dangerous game.

Sounds a bit more like a joke to me, personally, but if you don't like when he says that, talk to him about it! If he cares, he would understand.

Did you guys have sex that night?

It matters alot. Nothing more important than telling the truth the AND getting laid

Bulldozer36 21

Valid question imo

imo - in my opinion

thanks #25

# - number ....

.... - Long silence, often used in response to a stupid question.

- A hyphen, often used to separate two related parts of a sentence or a name.

.- Period, usually used to end a written statement. "Sally finished the sentence by placing a period on her page." Also see: Exclamation point Question mark

Thai is going to sound bad: Don't forget to check out colon and semi colon.

. - Period. Usually used as an excuse to avoid sex!

^ and this is why I love FML :'D

Easily the most important question. What's the big deal?

He was saving you from yourself. Thank him!

Don't be mad, He could've lied and said it was pretty but instead he was giving an honest opinion.