Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By thewordsicantsay - 25/02/2010 07:05 - Canada

Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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By titillating - 12/03/2012 04:28 - United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML

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Left hanging

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 September 2020 8:11

It may be an FML for you, but it was an MMD* for the guys! *Made My Day

tc201002 11

Thursday 24 September 2020 12:00

You could’ve excused yourself to the restroom instead of waiting for them to leave

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 September 2020 8:11

It may be an FML for you, but it was an MMD* for the guys! *Made My Day

tc201002 11

Thursday 24 September 2020 12:00

You could’ve excused yourself to the restroom instead of waiting for them to leave

Matthew Irmen 11

Thursday 24 September 2020 13:36

They probably didn’t notice. Us guys are more Sophisticated than that.

Clinton Bruneau 6

Thursday 24 September 2020 15:34

okay there mister white knight. it's okay to admit humans in general notice things like that. it's a normal reaction lol

kfchicken 31

Friday 25 September 2020 0:20

think there was some sarcasm in his comment but I'm not sure

MaleficusTheUnsung 16

Friday 25 September 2020 2:37

I didnt notice ithur do eet again plez op <3

Iamthebanzai22 20

Thursday 24 September 2020 21:35

Is it wrong to be fantasizing about that? "Popped open like an animal character... "...

Talented73 54

Friday 25 September 2020 4:07

This should have been a photo FML

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 25 September 2020 17:30

Was one of your colleagues Joey Tribbiani?

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