Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down... - FML

By Courtney - 04/02/2012 20:22 - Reserved

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

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Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

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By Itsbeen8years - 05/04/2015 19:18 - Slovakia - Stupava

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

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Top comments

jasony0423 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:18

You're a classy woman, aren't ya?

IIRoxieII 12

Sunday 5 February 2012 1:15

Saving it for later?

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mattorama 15

Sunday 5 February 2012 3:54

Look on the bright side. If it managed to go down your bra, you must have some fairly large breasts, so life can't be all THAT bad.

famoustacos 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 3:55

Was ur bra to big?

BrysGirl27 14

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:06

Hahah real cute:p

julian24245 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:07

Should've swallowed.

simplex91 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:07

hock=****, loogie=spew, just saying what everyone was thinking

Daiyuki 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 16:57

So.. Everyone was thinking that she tried to inconspicuously **** a spew and it went down her bra? Interesting theory

kill_me_now7 2

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:20

What in hell is hocking a loogie

rodster11224 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:33

Whoops look like I have to take off my bra

kcsm1995 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:38

fail.

Shayton 12

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:48

Need help cleaning that up??

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:53

I have only the vaguest idea what 'hock a loogie' means; mainly that is gross and should not be done within the context of sexual activity. So you deserve it going down your bra. Next time, tissues.

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