Health: Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday.... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Spicy

Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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By sadgirl - 23/01/2009 16:52 - United States

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Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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By fuck my arse - 08/08/2013 22:15 - United Kingdom - Reading

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Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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By Sorry - 03/03/2010 16:22 - Canada

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Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML

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By Damn - 05/06/2012 19:36 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Friday 2 August 2013 5:33

That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?

Saddyohh 13

Friday 2 August 2013 5:36

Don't wear panties... Problem solved.

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michelleJ11 25

Friday 2 August 2013 10:16

Don't worry OP, A for effort :D I bet he appreciated you trying :)

emuexport 4

Friday 2 August 2013 10:56

Practice, PRACTICE PRACTICE !!!

Cazz91 21

Friday 2 August 2013 13:41

Those damn panties!

naiveprophet 15

Friday 2 August 2013 13:56

Bow chica wow--OW

angelitared 27

Friday 2 August 2013 14:03

Should of hired strippers!

buddy51 23

Friday 2 August 2013 14:19

OP- Hubby is going to expect stripping topped by serious personal injury as foreplay from now on!! You've set a high bar for sex as a life threatening sport for sure! Do you death grip his head with your thighs after he does oral too?

cookie1207 19

Friday 2 August 2013 16:25

Next time rehearse and stay fit!

icepick23 12

Friday 2 August 2013 16:53

Why not hire a younger, hotter stripper? He sees you nude every day!

imbedderdenu 23

Friday 2 August 2013 18:36

A for effort love! at least you gave is a heave hoe...better luck next time ;)

Spyfiction 6

Friday 2 August 2013 18:48

No panties! No problems!

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