Intimacy: Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam....

By sadgirl - 23/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

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MisterJD 0

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Sunday 8 February 2009 15:44

Well I guess some people are just a natural born ho, others maybe need more practice.

MCart_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:24

Anyone else thinking American Pie right now?

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Sunday 8 February 2009 15:44

Well I guess some people are just a natural born ho, others maybe need more practice.

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Friday 14 December 2012 1:50

She's amanda Todd, but american

ThatOneTimeLord 25

Wednesday 25 June 2014 14:20

Little bit to soon. (Considering the date of this post)

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:24

Anyone else thinking American Pie right now?

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Saturday 3 April 2010 17:12

Pie is European.

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Friday 13 February 2009 4:32

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Thursday 12 March 2009 18:23

you didn't turn it into a sexy dance like they say in flight of the conchords

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Friday 20 March 2009 5:16

hey msg your msn here and we'll 'talk' sometime

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Sunday 27 January 2013 9:02

How desperate... You don't even know if OP is ugly.

xobabygurlx23 2

Monday 23 March 2009 18:32

LMFAO, that's a move I'd make. tryna be sexy & BOOM , make a fool outta myself. I give you props.

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Saturday 28 March 2009 14:54

Why do people call pants or knickers panties???

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Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:46

panties... as in underwear for girls.

hurrimmadurg 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:33

...duh? O.o

LadyEmi 15

Friday 24 August 2012 17:46

Dude panties are underwear you dork not pants!

shadexilmaendu 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 0:29

In some European countries they call underwear pants... I know that's the case in England.

_DivaStylsz_ 0

Monday 6 April 2009 22:31

oh gosh , not a good loook.

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Thursday 16 April 2009 22:54

screenname please? haha forreal i dont care if u trip...

PokeyStix 3

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Friday 12 June 2009 21:10

LOL #11 But seriously? Whore.

Nearly

Today, I realized that I am unconditionally, irrevocably, and deeply in love with someone who doesn't love me anymore. I'd give my life for him and he won't even message me back. Life really sucks. FML

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Today, I tried to make a healthy smoothie, but I accidentally added salt instead of sugar. FML

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Spicy

Today, I was ready to get intimate with my husband 7 months after giving birth to our son. He always made excuses as to why he couldn’t. Our marriage was on the rocks because of this, so when I sat him down to talk he admitted that to save this marriage I need to get a “tummy tuck” and a “breast lift.” FML

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Today, I was cockblocked by a machine. I'm in the hospital so I'm attached to the typical machines that monitor vitals, including heart rate. I fell asleep and had a sex dream which made my heart rate go up, which set off the beeping from the machine monitoring my vitals. Bam, I woke up, sex dream over. FML

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