Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
Today, my husband bought me some new perfume. It wasn’t really my style but he insisted I try it. Afterward we had some of the best, most vigorous sex of our entire relationship. Later, while visiting his parents, I found the same perfume in his mom’s bathroom. It’s her 'special occasion' scent. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
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Top comments
laughmaster 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
nesscafe_fml 17
Oedipus strikes again...
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SkateboardGirl88 11
Is his name Oedipus by any chance?
flamy676 9
NRB? No reason boner by chance. They do happen to strike at the worst of times
ozpunker 20
It's ok as long as he doesn't call you 'mommy' during sex.
MTLATP 14
Well that's awkward
jlperry31 10
If ur a man u would know that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with ine another. We get erections with the wind blowing or spontaneous. I've been blessed to still get spontaneous ones at the age of 35 like I was in my 20's
andreablah 9
I think this is my ex lol
DevilsMetsGiants 30
I wonder what Sigmund Freud would say about this...
AkiChan_fml 7
Maybe he missed you, the hug got him excited, the perfume was the tipping point cause it smelled really good-- not because it smelled like his momma
sinekt 9
Simultaneous? You have a dick too? :)))
Meisliz 8
guys typically like girls who remind them of their mothers in some way. most of the time this is on a subconscious level. smells typically are associated with fond things. so the fact that he loves you added to the unexpected smell of something fond to him, likely set him off :)