Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
Today, my husband bought me some new perfume. It wasn’t really my style but he insisted I try it. Afterward we had some of the best, most vigorous sex of our entire relationship. Later, while visiting his parents, I found the same perfume in his mom’s bathroom. It’s her 'special occasion' scent. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
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laughmaster 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
nesscafe_fml 17
Oedipus strikes again...
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Comments (88)
Fuhkyoo 17
Ladies, if your boyfriend finds your mother attractive be thankful because that's what you'll look like in 20-30 years
Fuhkyoo 17
yeah shit misread the fml, that ***** creepy
chicken7_fml 1
I had a professor in college who is a marriage counselor. She talked to us a lot about how to get a man and keep a man. One of her suggestions is to find out what kind of perfume his mother wears and start wearing it. The familiar smell makes them feel safe and like you're someone they can trust. So don't see his boner as a "he wants his mom that's fuggin creepy" kinda thing... See it as you've reminded him of someone he trusts and loves and now he feels closer and more comfortable with you!
RedPillSucks 33
yeah, my boner is always about comfort and closeness
challan 19
#65 it is comfortable and close inside a woman, is it not?
xXNerrrdXx 16
prolly u r just that hot....still creepy tho
worldclassrager 41
Well it worked right? And most men look for a girlfriend/wife like their mother so you have one point down...
goatcheese4you 13
Is he from Kentucky?
timakinz 21
Whaaaaaat...
Mike2293 5
mamas boy!
LyraAlluse 25
Well I've heard of a mamma's boy but this takes everything to a whole new level.
sammysosa5794 11
It is somewhat of a psychology thing. When children are little the always want to be with the opposite sex parent hence mamma's boys and daddy's girls. However they begin to know that the way they feel is not okay and that their parent who is the same gender as them would not allow it so they begin to identify or try to be like that parent.
nolefan 15
Right on. My gf is 37, and a 'daddy's girl' for sure to this day. And he and I are pretty similar in how we view the world and act. I think it's one of the reasons she's attracted to me, among others.
mdcdeve 10
Don't worry about it, just accept that the threesome is going to happen.