Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML
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Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
Today, my husband bought me some new perfume. It wasn’t really my style but he insisted I try it. Afterward we had some of the best, most vigorous sex of our entire relationship. Later, while visiting his parents, I found the same perfume in his mom’s bathroom. It’s her 'special occasion' scent. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
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laughmaster 9
I once heard your mom is your first true love, but on a more serious note he probable was horny from the smell of the perfume use his sexual attraction towards you,
nesscafe_fml 17
Oedipus strikes again...
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Comments (88)
SuperDanielNL 23
He is one ************...
Jemm_fml 29
Now his mom will remind him of you and he may pitch random tents for his mom. lose lose lose all around.
perdix 31
You are the only one who is surprised. He's pretending to be surprised to cover up the shame of his secret getting out.
TheShadyMilkman 15
This sounds like something that a movie should be written about... Then again it probably has already been done...
kwyk 23
Modern perfume is meant to include some sort of hormone stimulants, isn't it?
katties 27
Men often react to musk in perfumes. I guess the male musk deer is quite a sexy smelling animal :P
OtherSideStoryOf 3
Ok, I know this will get very disliked but I need to know what OP stands for. Thank you, and sorry for wasting your time lol b
qr_fml 21
It means "original post"
TweetAnne 13
Original Poster
Supergirl1988 16
Ocular pat-down
Feverrotes 15
Obese Pornstar
Iknoweverything 29
You know, many people figure this out WITHOUT asking on the boards... guess too many people are too helpless to use google. (FYI, the answer shows up on the first page) If you're old enough to use the internet, you're old enough to know how to figure things out for yourself.
MissLeslie 0
Maybe he was already hard beforehand.
wvcheesehead1 9
love enters through the nose.
purebliss_fml 19
Mummy's boy!
ViviMage 40
Just start calling him Oedipus Rex.
RedPillSucks 33
That's one bonafide oedipal situation right there.