Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
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Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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Top comments
olpally 32
What a bitch. she doesn't sound like a friend you need in your life.
icyhottt 11
Its time to reconsider your friendship with her xD
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icyhottt 11
Its time to reconsider your friendship with her xD
tjv3 10
You can tell Facebook you want it removed
olpally 32
What a bitch. she doesn't sound like a friend you need in your life.
judea95 16
OP should report it to Facebook, and the photo or the friends profile will be removed.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
They're not going to remove someone's profile just because OP doesn't like the way she looks in a picture...
skitzymew 19
35, actually they will. You can report a photo because it's a picture you don't want of yourself on FB. I have unfortunately had to do it a few times because the person kept posting it.
polkadotty4 7
OMG you commented on practically every post here. No one else notice?
katie_xoxo3 16
What a poopface
Welshite 39
*gasp* That was uncalled for, Noor. You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Welshite 39
*hands you gum*
CountryGirlx 4
I like how nicely you put that. You've got some good self control.
ThatFancyPenn 18
OP is a poop face
vipirius 18
Yes 28 we all read 3's comment thank you.
bossiblondi 9
that's why you take her out and get her slobbering drunk and after she has puked and her mascara is smeared and she can barely open her eyes, you snap a photo and post it EVERYWHERE.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
THE crop is wrong with her
dhooks111490 8
So much fail here
Markus12 8
Why is your profile picture of your back? I could understand it if you were ripped or something...
LarissaAllen 10
Showing off the Ram logo he has tattooed on his back I think.
thehuntress309 12
If you report the picture there's an option that says you're in it and you don't want it up there. Facebook may take it down for you if you really want it gone.
imagineapc 11
No they won't. You have to have several photos, comments, statuses, etc before Facebook will act on removing anything from someone's profile. If its her photo, it's her intellectual property. Just because the ugly friend is in it doesn't mean she has any rights to it at all.
Voij 16
First of all: All pictures on facebook are property of facebook, unless trademarked/registered by other institutions. Most importantly, however, none of the pictures you upload to facebook actually belong to you. [Well, the originals do... the versions that are on facebook belong to facebook. It's in the EULA, read it some time.] Now couple this with the fact that facebook implemented an option to, at least in theory, have pictures of you deleted if you don't want to be shown in them and we reach a simple conclusion: Reporting this picture at least has a chance of getting it removed from facebook. (Whether anybody eventually comes around to taking care of this report is another thing entirely, though.)
CountryGirlx 4
Wow. Aren't you just a bundle of joy. You automatically think she's "ugly" just because one picture made her look bad? She could be amazingly gorgeous for all you know. Don't judge so quickly.
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Talk about 1st world problems. It is INSANE how crazy people get over Facebook and make everything into dramatics. Just step away!
150493x 29
She's probably that "friend" who hangs around with certain people so she seems more attractive. Or so she thinks. You don't need someone like this, OP!
Croquis_fml 14
Hey What else are friends for, if not to make each other look better? Do the same to her c:
isabellasimone 18
Well hey, when people see you in real life you'll probably look way prettier!