Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
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Top comments
Daniiw07 0
ok one: unless you are a pro or have actually bikini waxed before like in a course. NEVER EVER do it yourself. two: there us such a thing as hot wax and strip wax, and depending on what you are using you have to apply the wax a certain way and pull a certain way. three: If you are a girl, waxing in that area is more painful when you are or close to having, your period. fourthly: you have to taught (pull your skin tight) your skin so it is less painful. the softer or flexiable the skin the more chances it will hurt and brusies will form.
jennio 0
did you take tips from Kourtney Kardashian? never re heat the wax....
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Comments (168)
mr_freak 1
save money is not always good
jennio 0
did you take tips from Kourtney Kardashian? never re heat the wax....
onnielief 4
Ouch. Never give yourself a bikiniwax, go to a salon! I know it is expensive, but it saves you this mess.
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
hmmm sexy. lmao a big ass, perfect titted beautiful bunch of FAILLL!!!
katieebabyy 0
did you not learn this was a bad idea from khloe kardashian?!
ice_rose88 0
OP I've done this before exactly like you; a couple years will go by and you'll forget the pain and just laugh at the fact you once thought a dyi bikini wax was a good plan.
superbadd 0
go take
alex112094 5
a hike :D
Izzy_babii 0
DIKE:D
gusgus36 5
unless you're an expert, waxing at home is really really difficult and messy. go to a professional, or just shave or use a hair removal cream.. waxing is way too painful to just try it and hope for the best on your own
amazingjane 0
hair removal cream on ur vag?!!!!!!!! ouch!
gusgus36 5
haha well it couldn't be as bad as self-waxing! there are types of cream for bikini line at least
jennniferlea 4
laser hair removalllll!!!!!! ftw
cc1992 11
Sounds like fun OP! Maybe next time you should leave it to the professionals!
UnKnwnPuRpLe 0
Mega Ouch it's ok tho,now you know that next time you go to a pro
iWearTightPants 0
I get a brazilian wax on the weekends;)<3 I leave my "landing Strip" hehe xP ^_____^
Ashleigh255 0
hahaha "landing strip" I have never heard it been called that . :D
Shorty2592 0
Fag.