Intimacy: Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time,...

By HaleyDrew08 - 26/06/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Pattie - 12/06/2015 06:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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Daniiw07 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 14:17

ok one: unless you are a pro or have actually bikini waxed before like in a course. NEVER EVER do it yourself. two: there us such a thing as hot wax and strip wax, and depending on what you are using you have to apply the wax a certain way and pull a certain way. three: If you are a girl, waxing in that area is more painful when you are or close to having, your period. fourthly: you have to taught (pull your skin tight) your skin so it is less painful. the softer or flexiable the skin the more chances it will hurt and brusies will form.

jennio 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 12:34

did you take tips from Kourtney Kardashian? never re heat the wax....

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JokeMeister 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:50

There's experience and directions and you didn't bother with either. YDI.

andrewwalsh 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 22:22

Now I'm LYING on my couch, not laying. To lay is to place.

lizadunce 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 22:59

Well, on one hand.. Congratulations on being brave enough to try and do something like that to yourself. On the other.. what an incredibly stupid idea, lol.

MonkeyBallZ86 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 23:02

pics or it didn't happen

kirby1964 20

Saturday 26 June 2010 23:44

There are people who are professional at that. Where do I get the training?

justj2010 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 1:04

ask them.

Fear_Der_Nacht 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 23:47

shes hispanic guys :) lol

grabdaddypurpur 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 0:47

I can fix that by putting my face between ur legs 2

justj2010 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 0:57

OP Future reference, get No Scream Cream and use it before you get waxed by a professional. Check SpaFinder for a good waxer. If you don't have $ to do it right, don't do it at all. You're better off trimming it & saving up.