Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
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Geist_fml 0
file a complaint that your mom tried to have you killed.
marxmarv 0
The best revenge takes only five words: "I choose your nursing home."
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Comments (195)
cheestaysfly 0
I think sixteen is way too young to drive in my opinion, but by eighteen you should definitely not be having to rely on your mom to drive you around especially since you're probably about to graduate and get off to college, where she clearly won't be able to drive you around. Sounds to me like your mom is just a tad over-protective.
gemini02 0
How about you get a job, make some money and go to a real driver training course...from a male instructor
tutupr 0
psycho mom
tutupr 0
and why r u getting ur licence at 18.... wtf time to cut the umbilical cord there jr
spacebar1 0
How do you take your test without any hours with a licensed instructor in the first place? Hey guys, be careful not to step on that bullshit.
thesmartaleck 0
I'm turning sixteen this year and still can't distinguish the gas, clutch and brakes. My older brother was taught when he was twelve. No one says it aloud, but we all know my dad puts his foot down. Don't worry dear, I know how you feel.
fballs2006 0
that sucks. don't hit her or steal the car. bad idea. yes u are an adult now which means u can be prossicuted like one. take class and make her aware how much her actions hurt you.
meeps114 6
Finally! A comment that isn't sexist or isn't "Punch her in the throat!" (Yeah, I saw a comment like that here. Thank you for being reasonable.
confabulatedgod 0
You should murder that ****.
qq422 0
your moms an asshole. that could have killed you.
discosoup 0
You need to get violent with her.