By interphaseprophasemetaphase - 04/09/2013 11:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
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Welshite 39
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Did he check your browsing history?

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martin8337 35

Was the IT guy a Middle Easterner?

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Welshite 39
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Did he check your browsing history?

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gmian 34
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OP wrote it on a sticky note, which was on the desktop.

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Note to self: gay porn video was incredible. Must write down title for future reference

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KingreX32 21
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DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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joopjoop 19
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you don't have to be two males to transmit chlamydia anally

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Little4Bear 10

It's okay 67, you'll get it next time buddy.

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Big_Pickle 18
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Clever but YDI

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Jelbeztok 17

How?

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Sfaizi24 17
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He left a note about an Iraqi penis man transferring STDs Anally. On his desk.

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Jessa91 10
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Strange way to remember the stages of mitosis. But hey whatever works!

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Smoldering 15

Don't judge Op.'s memorization tactics I have stranger ones for Anatomy.

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martin8337 35

Was the IT guy a Middle Easterner?

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shadowedpixie 19

I was wondering the same thing! Massive FML, if so.

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davisjenny81 30
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Actually, I think you meant to ask if the IT guy was Persian. Persians are not from the middle east

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bwinski 19
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the guy could have still been from the middle east and not Persian...

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jarockstar27 10

I laughed out loud at this! Lolz

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Lolz! I lolzed at you lolzing! LOLZ!

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hashshim 23
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I think LAUGHING OUT LOUD ZYGOTES is more appropriate for this FML. No?

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FizzyFun 8
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Hahaha. Nice one OP.

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ZeroPath5 16
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Using memory techniques that match your personality is a great way to study, I do it all the time. I'm sure the I.T guy is probably too focused on his job to care anyways, so I recommend not to sweat it, and if he does ask just let him know what it means, but you'll be fine.

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123man 11
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As an IT guy, I can pretty much guarantee the IT looking at your computer DID get a good laugh.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Maybe it's time to come up with a new one?

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psiloveyou15 12
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Not likely, OP is gonna have a hard time forgetting Iraqi Penis Man Anally Transmits Chlamydia.

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RedPillSucks 31

hope he wasnt iraqi you could have used invisible

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starile 19
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Or Italian. Or Irritated. Or Infected.

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Nurd4lyfe 7

Hopefully he was Iranian and found it humorous

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