By resurrected - 04/09/2013 15:59 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 027
You deserved it 2 970

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You only think you aren't dead...

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

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Bruce Willis? Are you going back to school?

What? None of you have seen "The Sixth Sense?" Oops! Well, now you don't have to. Sowwy ;(

My 6th sense is telling me people aren't catching the reference.

You also could be spoiling all the Die Hards, considering that series died years ago even though Bruce keeps pushing them out.

Don't hate on my home boy Bruce. Do you not remember the katana scene in Pulp Fiction? Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fucker, with a sword and ball gag!

Do you see dead people when you look in the mirror?

Ahhh the old you're dead routine ... Don't you hate when that happens

At least if you were in debt before, you're now debtless! ;)

I wonder if OP had life insurance, time to collect!

You only think you aren't dead...

OP isn't dead! You take one nap in a ditch somewhere, and then people start declaring he's dead this, he's dead that, or he's dead so now we can drop all of his college courses.

Apparently he's dead to the college!

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

no link but dude i really like ur dp

Thank you my good chum.

I'm sure a quick talk with administration will clear things up.

Unless they call the ghost busters on him...

Who ya gonna call?

Well shit, tell 'em you've resurrected and would like to re-enroll ;)

Is OP the second coming?

"Jesus, is that you!"

Walking dead?!

That's weird

Time to have a talk with the dean.

Administration error? Someone in that office is going to be very surprised to hear from you!