FML : Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead...

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Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By resurrected / Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:59 / United Kingdom - Worthing

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By Welshite | 39

#5658734 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

You only think you aren't dead...

By RodzillaX | 30

#5658736 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

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By perdix | 29

#5658731 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:04

Bruce Willis? Are you going back to school?

perdix | 29

#5658769 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:21

What? None of you have seen "The Sixth Sense?"

Oops! Well, now you don't have to. Sowwy ;(

HowieDoIt | 21

#5658775 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:22

My 6th sense is telling me people aren't catching the reference.

HowieDoIt | 21

#5658786 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:24

You also could be spoiling all the Die Hards, considering that series died years ago even though Bruce keeps pushing them out.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5658878 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:17

Don't hate on my home boy Bruce. Do you not remember the katana scene in Pulp Fiction? Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fucker, with a sword and ball gag!

Tuffay | 14

#5658997 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 22:28

Do you see dead people when you look in the mirror?

By jojimugo | 19

#5658733 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

Ahhh the old you're dead routine ... Don't you hate when that happens

AbstraktThoughts | 13

#5658755 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:11

At least if you were in debt before, you're now debtless! ;)

jesustitts | 20

#5658960 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:54

I wonder if OP had life insurance, time to collect!

By Welshite | 39

#5658734 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

You only think you aren't dead...

s0m3guy2010 | 21

#5658942 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:33

OP isn't dead! You take one nap in a ditch somewhere, and then people start declaring he's dead this, he's dead that, or he's dead so now we can drop all of his college courses.