FML : Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead...

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Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By resurrected / Wednesday 4 September 2013 15:59 / United Kingdom - Worthing

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By Welshite | 39

#5658734 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:05

You only think you aren't dead...

By RodzillaX | 30

#5658736 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:05

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

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By perdix | 29

#5658731 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:04

Bruce Willis? Are you going back to school?

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perdix | 29

#5658769 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:21

What? None of you have seen "The Sixth Sense?" Oops! Well, now you don't have to. Sowwy ;(

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HowieDoIt | 21

#5658775 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:22

My 6th sense is telling me people aren't catching the reference.

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HowieDoIt | 21

#5658786 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:24

You also could be spoiling all the Die Hards, considering that series died years ago even though Bruce keeps pushing them out.

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CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5658878 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 08:17

Don't hate on my home boy Bruce. Do you not remember the katana scene in Pulp Fiction? Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fucker, with a sword and ball gag!

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Tuffay | 14

#5658997 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 10:28

Do you see dead people when you look in the mirror?

By jojimugo | 19

#5658733 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:05

Ahhh the old you're dead routine ... Don't you hate when that happens

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AbstraktThoughts | 13

#5658755 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:11

At least if you were in debt before, you're now debtless! ;)

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jesustitts | 20

#5658960 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 09:54

I wonder if OP had life insurance, time to collect!

By Welshite | 39

#5658734 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:05

You only think you aren't dead...

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s0m3guy2010 | 21

#5658942 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 09:33

OP isn't dead! You take one nap in a ditch somewhere, and then people start declaring he's dead this, he's dead that, or he's dead so now we can drop all of his college courses.

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BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#5899722 - Sunday 30 March 2014 01:12

Apparently he's dead to the college!

By RodzillaX | 30

#5658736 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:05

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

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summerluvinn | 3

#5659930 - Thursday 5 September 2013 12:53

no link but dude i really like ur dp

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RodzillaX | 30

#5660479 - Thursday 5 September 2013 08:37

Thank you my good chum.

By Jessa91 | 10

#5658737 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:05

I'm sure a quick talk with administration will clear things up.

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ViRepz | 28

#5659341 - Thursday 5 September 2013 02:43

Unless they call the ghost busters on him...

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j_729 | 18

#5659542 - Thursday 5 September 2013 05:44

Who ya gonna call?

By Sweet_Meli | 11

#5658738 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:06

Well shit, tell 'em you've resurrected and would like to re-enroll ;)

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RodzillaX | 30

#5658761 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:16

Is OP the second coming?

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apache316 | 6

#5658888 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 08:25

"Jesus, is that you!"

By mpkpm | 19

#5658739 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:06

Walking dead?!

By rob02 | 19

#5658742 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:07

That's weird

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KawaiiCupcake | 14

#5658809 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:32

No shit :)

By ApologyKick | 25

#5658744 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:07

Time to have a talk with the dean.

By purebliss_fml | 19

#5658745 - Wednesday 4 September 2013 07:07

Administration error? Someone in that office is going to be very surprised to hear from you!

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