By resurrected - 04/09/2013 15:59 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML
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Welshite 39
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You only think you aren't dead...

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RodzillaX 30
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It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

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perdix 29

Bruce Willis? Are you going back to school?

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perdix 29

What? None of you have seen "The Sixth Sense?" Oops! Well, now you don't have to. Sowwy ;(

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HowieDoIt 21
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My 6th sense is telling me people aren't catching the reference.

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HowieDoIt 21
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You also could be spoiling all the Die Hards, considering that series died years ago even though Bruce keeps pushing them out.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Don't hate on my home boy Bruce. Do you not remember the katana scene in Pulp Fiction? Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fucker, with a sword and ball gag!

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Tuffay 14
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Do you see dead people when you look in the mirror?

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jojimugo 20

Ahhh the old you're dead routine ... Don't you hate when that happens

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AbstraktThoughts 13

At least if you were in debt before, you're now debtless! ;)

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jesustitts 20
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I wonder if OP had life insurance, time to collect!

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Welshite 39
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You only think you aren't dead...

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s0m3guy2010 21
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OP isn't dead! You take one nap in a ditch somewhere, and then people start declaring he's dead this, he's dead that, or he's dead so now we can drop all of his college courses.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22
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Apparently he's dead to the college!

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RodzillaX 30
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It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

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summerluvinn 3
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no link but dude i really like ur dp

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RodzillaX 30
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Thank you my good chum.

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Jessa91 10
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I'm sure a quick talk with administration will clear things up.

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ViRepz 28

Unless they call the ghost busters on him...

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j_729 18
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Who ya gonna call?

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Sweet_Meli 11
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Well shit, tell 'em you've resurrected and would like to re-enroll ;)

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RodzillaX 30
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Is OP the second coming?

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apache316 6
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"Jesus, is that you!"

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mpkpm 19
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Walking dead?!

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rob02 19

That's weird

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ApologyKick 25
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Time to have a talk with the dean.

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purebliss_fml 19
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Administration error? Someone in that office is going to be very surprised to hear from you!

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