By resurrected - 04/09/2013 15:59 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 100
You deserved it 2 983

Same thing different taste

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It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

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perdix 29

Bruce Willis? Are you going back to school?

perdix 29

What? None of you have seen "The Sixth Sense?" Oops! Well, now you don't have to. Sowwy ;(

My 6th sense is telling me people aren't catching the reference.

You also could be spoiling all the Die Hards, considering that series died years ago even though Bruce keeps pushing them out.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Don't hate on my home boy Bruce. Do you not remember the katana scene in Pulp Fiction? Yippee Ki Yay Mother ******, with a sword and ball gag!

Do you see dead people when you look in the mirror?

jojimugo 20

Ahhh the old you're dead routine ... Don't you hate when that happens

AbstraktThoughts 13

At least if you were in debt before, you're now debtless! ;)

I wonder if OP had life insurance, time to collect!

OP isn't dead! You take one nap in a ditch somewhere, and then people start declaring he's dead this, he's dead that, or he's dead so now we can drop all of his college courses.

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

I'm sure a quick talk with administration will clear things up.

ViRepz 28

Unless they call the ghost busters on him...

Administration error? Someone in that office is going to be very surprised to hear from you!