Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been dating for over a year, was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. That's when I saw she'd packed 10 condoms with her. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
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stickyface 17
Honey, here's some paperwork to look over from my attorney. You can read them at your coworker's place.
cuz803 46
A divorce is painful but very liberating
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stickyface 17
Honey, here's some paperwork to look over from my attorney. You can read them at your coworker's place.
HayNow 11
Yeah, I'd be gone when he got back
Vesi 30
No, they'd be considered abandoning their home. Best bet is to file for divorce, put all his things in a storage unit while he's gone and change the locks.
lexxiasaurus 31
yeah make sure to tell the storage unit it's in his name and he will be contacting here forward. if he doesn't and his stuff is sold, not her problem haha
cuz803 46
A divorce is painful but very liberating
vchan 20
If you stay with him, you may want to start using them. For your health. Seriously girl, do you want to stay with a cheater who is openly disrespecting you?
Marjo86 29
your soon-to-be ex-husband, I hope?
lexxiasaurus 31
I would send him a text with a picture of a divorce lawyer and pretend it's to a friend and be like "oops that shouldn't be needed for us, yet here we are"
1known 34
Go with him.