Kinda sus

By Heartbroken - 03/04/2023 16:00

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Today, my husband is going to a business trip where his female coworker, the one he says to "not worry about", yet acts totally lovestruck about, will be too. I saw him pack a box of condoms. He said, “Oops! They’re actually for us, I didn’t mean to pack them.” Honey, we haven’t used condoms in years. FML
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stickyface 16

Honey, here's some paperwork to look over from my attorney. You can read them at your coworker's place.

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cuz803 44

A divorce is painful but very liberating

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stickyface 16

Honey, here's some paperwork to look over from my attorney. You can read them at your coworker's place.

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HayNow 11

Yeah, I'd be gone when he got back

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Vesi 29

No, they'd be considered abandoning their home. Best bet is to file for divorce, put all his things in a storage unit while he's gone and change the locks.

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lexxiasaurus 27

yeah make sure to tell the storage unit it's in his name and he will be contacting here forward. if he doesn't and his stuff is sold, not her problem haha

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cuz803 44

A divorce is painful but very liberating

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vchan 20

If you stay with him, you may want to start using them. For your health. Seriously girl, do you want to stay with a cheater who is openly disrespecting you?

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Marjo86 29

your soon-to-be ex-husband, I hope?

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lexxiasaurus 27

I would send him a text with a picture of a divorce lawyer and pretend it's to a friend and be like "oops that shouldn't be needed for us, yet here we are"

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