By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 601
You deserved it 2 371

Same thing different taste

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To be honest though, if you work with other peoples' keyboards, boogers are probably the least worrisome bodily secretions you're likely to encounter.


kaitlinthecutie 0

Actually #1, just giving the keyboard a thorough clean wipe with a sanitized paper towel should do.

Marvin_Android 0

Sounds repulsive. Then again, almost anything produced by the bodies of your disgusting, ape-like species is repulsive. Just like how existence itself is repulsive. Oh God I'm so depressed. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

or just go buy a cheap keyboard or bring one from your house if you live close and use that instead of his keyboard

dougierocks 13

bring your own keyboard and mouse... then all you need to do is avoid the power and cd rom door buttons

Flammin8 0

ya, or since you're rebuilding a computer keep the static gloves on when keyboard time comes. -heck they could keep the germs off too couldn't they?

Why is he a caveman though? Appearance, intelligence?

probably both, and also hygiene standards...

Haha what's wrong with you people... I'm sure heaps of you have touched money and then touched the keyboard. Much worse. Boogers ain't shit compared to money germs.

You can get disposable latex or non-latex gloves, like the kind doctors use, at any grocery store. You also have the right to make a complaint about unsanitary behavior and refuse to work on the computer until it's been cleaned.

so ******* clean it before you work on it moron, christ these FML's are getting dumb!!!!

why would he clean someone else's keyboard? they arent HIS boogers. i dont see how him being grossed out is moronic.

You work in IT support and haven't yet realised that the keyboard is generally the most disgusting piece of equipment around? If you really want to feel bad, think of all the times you haven't noticed the nasty things people are doing to their keyboards. Since you didn't know before, now you've learned to wear gloves or bring your own keyboard with you.