Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
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Jasonf6
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Your sister is a fucking asshole. Get her back.
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UrNuckinFuts
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Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!
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43trauts
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Ouch! Hope you didn't burned!
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SpicyGrass
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Now you have an excuse to put lotion on your dick.
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nickalamb
| 4
You what?
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My_Sweet_Shadow
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I really don't get people, how can anyone say YDI, in this case? I guess there are just some assholes out there :|
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SecretMe00
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Ya hopefully he didn't get burnt. Idk why he didn't just yell for someone's help.
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_Oblivion_
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Damn man that sucks, just the sergury itself. Hope the burns, if any weren't bad
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bri5083
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Obviously not, everyone loves scalding hot water.
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43trauts
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wow I forgot the "get"!
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Mauskau
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62 why are you bright orange? Are your parents wotsits or something?
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_Oblivion_
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Whos the chackhead that thumbed down me because I accidently spelt "surgery" wrong?
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IMaquarkI
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Did you kill her?
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The_Tool1
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That's hot.
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cheaptrix
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These puns are on fire
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drinkPINK
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Wow. I feel bad for 62... On every FML that I have been on, where she has commented; somebody always makes some kind of comment about how she looks orange. :/ sorry 62. I feel bad that THAT is your 'natural skin color.'
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HollyDolly660
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She looks like Snooki.
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raghavfyl
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hahaha ouch, stab her...
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Yes. Because that's what I do when someone accidentally effects the water temperature of my showers.
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Metzler31
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It should be "affects". Sorry, had to say it. Still a pretty funny comment though!
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lebronesque73091
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Ouchies, indeed XD
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moonlight6654
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Bi**h
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Namerkp2
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66 I believe you mean bitch. Why dont people realize you can curse on this website? SHIT!!
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capnbzarr
| 43
Actually, @51, although #9 probably did intend to use "affects" (meaning changes), "effects" (meaning causes) also works in this circumstance.
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starxshine
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100 affect is a verb, effect is a noun. But it was a funny comment :)
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Metzler31
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No, effect and affect cannot be used interchangeably. #101 already beat me to it, but affect is a verb (to affect the temperature) and effect is a noun (the effect was the water was hot).
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funnynesh
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2- violence doesn't solve anything!
( doesnt necessarily mean ALL the time)
( doesnt necessarily mean ALL the time)
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MiddleThumb
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144- Violence is not the answer, it's the question. The answer is yes.
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Jasonf6
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Your sister is a fucking asshole. Get her back.
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urdirtyolduncle
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^pun intended on that last sentence?
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nonamericandolla
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That could of been an accident!
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bobchickenfart
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how do you know her sister didn't just finish taking a shit and flushed the toilet?
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downtime
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3, Yes because every time I'm on the toilet I'm very aware of the way flushing it will affect the shower in another room.
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Blacksxe
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Wait until she is showering and do the same to her. You must get your revenge on her.
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muzy
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yes because most people sit around all day like kratos and say "my vengeance is everything"...
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
21- I do but I can't speak for anyone else, I'm now plotting my revenge against you because I vaguely disagree with your comment.
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muzy
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ohhh such insolence 31. How dare you ?????? i have never, in all of my 52 years...
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Cheerieful_fml
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But his sister can just get out of the hot water..
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5t3ff1k4h
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You know, at 52 years old, you'd think you'd understand sarcasm. Hell, even teenagers understand it.
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SecretMe00
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34 is using sarcasm so I think he understands it. Just a thought.
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DrJesse
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21-Op could sit around and plot revenge on his/her sister..I mean,there's not a wide range of things to do while recovering from spinal surgery,and plotting revenge is virtually effortless.
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UrNuckinFuts
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Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!
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drinkPINK
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5 - Oh my god! Your comment made my day! I can't stop laughing! :)))
Alsooo, I had surgery a week ago so I can totally relate. It sucks! :( Sorry OP. Beat her with that cane! ;)
Alsooo, I had surgery a week ago so I can totally relate. It sucks! :( Sorry OP. Beat her with that cane! ;)
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kayPandastyle
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Omg that shit was soo fuckin funny I'm sitting laughing in the dark hoping I don't wake my boyfriend XD
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Volcan_fml
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God, how oblivious is she? That blows.
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Pelreskovich
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Was it the same toilet in the bathroom you were in? If so, you take that lil ole cane of yours and beat your sister's ass.
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silvergaze
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I would do the same :)
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linkinpark98
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That's the spirit!
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123josie123
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Ouch.. I feel you OP. i'm sorry on her behalf.
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sparkrok
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your picture is perfect for this FML. well, almost perfect anyways
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123josie123
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Glad to have helped :p
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uprising_fml
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spinal surgery wow, whatever was wrong with you must have been bad. good luck to you OP.
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Michael912
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Wow that must have hurt i just had spinal surgery too it sucks
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SecretMe00
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Seriously?? No joke?