FML : Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the...

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Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ouchies / Thursday 9 February 2012 17:28 / United States

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By Jasonf6 | 0

#4014290 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:53

Your sister is a fucking asshole. Get her back.

By UrNuckinFuts | 0

#4014293 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:53

Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!

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By 43trauts | 14

#4014280 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:51

Ouch! Hope you didn't burned!

SpicyGrass | 0

#4014345 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:00

Now you have an excuse to put lotion on your dick.

nickalamb | 4

#4014378 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:08

You what?

My_Sweet_Shadow | 4

#4014499 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:32

I really don't get people, how can anyone say YDI, in this case? I guess there are just some assholes out there :|

SecretMe00 | 5

#4014516 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:36

Ya hopefully he didn't get burnt. Idk why he didn't just yell for someone's help.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4014601 - Friday 10 February 2012 12:00

Damn man that sucks, just the sergury itself. Hope the burns, if any weren't bad

bri5083 | 9

#4015064 - Friday 10 February 2012 01:28

Obviously not, everyone loves scalding hot water.

43trauts | 14

#4015069 - Friday 10 February 2012 01:29

wow I forgot the "get"!

Mauskau | 34

#4015236 - Friday 10 February 2012 02:01

62 why are you bright orange? Are your parents wotsits or something?

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4015301 - Friday 10 February 2012 02:17

Whos the chackhead that thumbed down me because I accidently spelt "surgery" wrong?

IMaquarkI | 3

#4015308 - Friday 10 February 2012 02:20

Did you kill her?

The_Tool1 | 13

#4015414 - Friday 10 February 2012 02:49

That's hot.

cheaptrix | 6

#4015592 - Friday 10 February 2012 03:41

These puns are on fire

drinkPINK | 4

#4017642 - Friday 10 February 2012 04:44

Wow. I feel bad for 62... On every FML that I have been on, where she has commented; somebody always makes some kind of comment about how she looks orange. :/ sorry 62. I feel bad that THAT is your 'natural skin color.'

HollyDolly660 | 8

#4018226 - Friday 10 February 2012 07:46

She looks like Snooki.

By raghavfyl | 0

#4014286 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:51

hahaha ouch, stab her...

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4014325 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:57

Yes. Because that's what I do when someone accidentally effects the water temperature of my showers.

Metzler31 | 17

#4014639 - Friday 10 February 2012 12:10

It should be "affects". Sorry, had to say it. Still a pretty funny comment though!

lebronesque73091 | 12

#4014932 - Friday 10 February 2012 01:06

Ouchies, indeed XD

moonlight6654 | 6

#4015090 - Friday 10 February 2012 01:34

Bi**h

Namerkp2 | 8

#4015299 - Friday 10 February 2012 02:17

66 I believe you mean bitch. Why dont people realize you can curse on this website? SHIT!!

capnbzarr | 43

#4015801 - Friday 10 February 2012 04:40

Actually, @51, although #9 probably did intend to use "affects" (meaning changes), "effects" (meaning causes) also works in this circumstance.

starxshine | 0

#4015843 - Friday 10 February 2012 04:53

100 affect is a verb, effect is a noun. But it was a funny comment :)

Metzler31 | 17

#4016860 - Friday 10 February 2012 12:22

No, effect and affect cannot be used interchangeably. #101 already beat me to it, but affect is a verb (to affect the temperature) and effect is a noun (the effect was the water was hot).

funnynesh | 10

#4018938 - Friday 10 February 2012 10:11

2- violence doesn't solve anything! ( doesnt necessarily mean ALL the time)

MiddleThumb | 0

#4020614 - Saturday 11 February 2012 06:35

144- Violence is not the answer, it's the question. The answer is yes.

By Jasonf6 | 0

#4014290 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:53

Your sister is a fucking asshole. Get her back.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4014334 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:59

^pun intended on that last sentence?

nonamericandolla | 6

#4014350 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:02

That could of been an accident!

bobchickenfart | 5

#4015083 - Friday 10 February 2012 01:32

how do you know her sister didn't just finish taking a shit and flushed the toilet?

downtime | 12

#4015403 - Friday 10 February 2012 02:42

3, Yes because every time I'm on the toilet I'm very aware of the way flushing it will affect the shower in another room.

By Blacksxe | 1

#4014291 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:53

Wait until she is showering and do the same to her. You must get your revenge on her.

muzy | 23

#4014380 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:09

yes because most people sit around all day like kratos and say "my vengeance is everything"...

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#4014457 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:24

21- I do but I can't speak for anyone else, I'm now plotting my revenge against you because I vaguely disagree with your comment.

muzy | 23

#4014490 - Thursday 9 February 2012 11:30

ohhh such insolence 31. How dare you ?????? i have never, in all of my 52 years...

Cheerieful_fml | 2

#4015149 - Friday 10 February 2012 01:42

But his sister can just get out of the hot water..

5t3ff1k4h | 43

#4015746 - Friday 10 February 2012 04:20

You know, at 52 years old, you'd think you'd understand sarcasm. Hell, even teenagers understand it.

SecretMe00 | 5

#4015922 - Friday 10 February 2012 05:20

34 is using sarcasm so I think he understands it. Just a thought.

DrJesse | 10

#4016644 - Friday 10 February 2012 10:50

21-Op could sit around and plot revenge on his/her sister..I mean,there's not a wide range of things to do while recovering from spinal surgery,and plotting revenge is virtually effortless.

By UrNuckinFuts | 0

#4014293 - Thursday 9 February 2012 10:53

Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!

drinkPINK | 4

#4017676 - Friday 10 February 2012 04:52

5 - Oh my god! Your comment made my day! I can't stop laughing! :))) Alsooo, I had surgery a week ago so I can totally relate. It sucks! :( Sorry OP. Beat her with that cane! ;)