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The planets made me do it
Today, my sister wrecked my car, then blamed it on, "Mercury being in retrograde." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
464424
Dayton, United States
Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML
Anonymous
Donetsk, Ukraine
Caught
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
comeonnow
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Coldwater, United States
C'mon, do me a solid
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
jameen
Newbury, United Kingdom
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Kitten
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Anonymous
Pain in the neck
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Micmicmic
Brussels, Belgium
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Idontknowwhattodo
Fountain Valley, United States
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Then all you have to do is sue Mercury. Call Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer. If he can make big insurance companies pay, he can surely get money out of a planet. Who told that planet to start going backwards? It's an open-and-shut case.
gagus123 25
Sounds like something my girlfriend could’ve done. Luckily she doesn’t have a drivers license.
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RichardPencil 32
Then all you have to do is sue Mercury. Call Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer. If he can make big insurance companies pay, he can surely get money out of a planet. Who told that planet to start going backwards? It's an open-and-shut case.
gagus123 25
Sounds like something my girlfriend could’ve done. Luckily she doesn’t have a drivers license.