Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.
Jdeluxh 12
Just do the same when she gets undressed.
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Comments (209)
KLuff 0
She wasn't fond of your third nipple? Her loss.
madibrielle212 0
Haha! Good one!
duckman9 55
you mean having 3 nipples is not normal? *runs away and hides under his fat rolls*
JustBlackPlease 2
Real gayboii: just change your password...
Polo_X 0
7 - if he is impersonating you then why does he have over 400 comments and 8 fmls posted while you have 0 fmls and only 1 comment posted? this would mean he had his account a lot longer than you!
eminemchick 19
the real gayboii is "gayboii" the other gayb0ii can read my profile pic, dont be a dick bro.:3 ok be a dick but u might get thumbed down;)
Pixxio_O 11
49- how will changing his password help in any way?
ohSNAPyall 27
HAHAHAHA you have a PENIS!
chiddy_bang71 0
Read gayboii's description then read gayb0ii's description. Funny funny funny.
bigbadtim 7
Tell her she's twenty pounds overweight.
JodeMiVida 13
Or that she has tiny ****.
A7X_LoVeee 10
AHA! It's pens not markers! BUSTED!!!
Pixxio_O 11
Is it just me or did his picture just magically disappear?