Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.
Jdeluxh 12
Just do the same when she gets undressed.
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Comments (209)
FLAMERSLAYER 5
after she was laughing for a while you should have just started jacking off
kylebeast11 0
Haha somebody's dick is small
0pt1mus 6
Wouldn't doubt yours is too.
properbostonian 5
Nah I bet kylebeast11's is not small at all ;)
immle99 3
How r u single with that body? Unless your dick is small...
kylebeast11 0
Haha somebody's dick is small
F0xyTurtle 8
Leave her
lopez1222 3
Small wang.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
My bf feels your pain...
sakforduc 0
LOL FYL!
jaff23 11
When she strips throw up on her or just run away
Damn_Hippster 11
Do you secretly have the body of a giraffe?
bluejayfan02 27
its ok buddy it may be small but prove to her its not when u have sex ;)
Stallionstar15 5
That's kind of sad. Soo yeah FYL