Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.
Jdeluxh 12
Just do the same when she gets undressed.
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Comments (209)
HowAreYouToday 34
XD it's hilarious!
BelleBelle_fml 11
Will the real gayboii please stand up!
DamnSmooth 0
This is somehow all of your own fault for not realizing your ugly. (I, meanwhile; have always been self-aware of how stupid & ugly I'am, thus trying to prevent people from making the mistake of sleeping with me.). But YOU sir, are a thoughtless, selfish jerk.
RyanMacVey 17
usually id make a big deal out of this and get pissed off... but im in a good mood right now, i feel ******* quality and i really cant be ****** arguing about it :D
perdix 31
Don't be so hard on yourself. No matter how ugly you are, there will always be a girl or two that will want to **** you. (Good-looking guys get a lot more choices, but even ugly guys get a few.) Trust me, girls tend to be a lot more forgiving about our looks than they are of their own (and a lot less superficial than we men.) Don't stop a girl of trying to sleep with you -- she knows what she's doing ;)
goshpeople 4
You know, you may be right... "No matter how ugly you are, there will always be a girl or two that will want to f*ck you." 1. If they find out you have a huge dick. 2. If you're filthy rich. 3. If they have low self-esteem and/or are ugly themselves, and figure they can't do any better.
perdix 31
goshpeople, you are right, those are some cases. But every now and then, a nice-looking woman will become enamored with a guy who is not generally considered handsome. It's rare, but it happens. ;)
goshpeople 4
I know, I was just being facetious. I'd say those girls are lucky. They managed to find diamonds-in-the-rough.
maz255 10
oh c'mon perdix, that only happens in ****...i-i-ive been told
StopDropNRoll 11
81 - you forgot about the alcohol. Never forget the beer goggles. Buy a few bottles throw a party...you get the point :D
Nemmycakes 3
One of the hottest women I know dates some chubby normal looking guy, she likes his personality.
sydie5 12
Well this is strange...
AaronTkr 0
Lmfao @the first 2 comments.
aturcios1 7
whatt a betch
talktomandybaby 8
Try and learn to spell before you try and insult somebody, bitch.***
DrCocorevenge 0
It could have been a typo.
twizlet 0
or you dipshits can realize some people spell it that way. y? bcuz they can. next time YOU try to insult someone you can learn to grow a brain. and now id love to see what ur small minded ass has for a comeback.
Nemmycakes 3
I r a good spellur, 159?
tub944 0
What the hell is a betch?
illyme 0
hey
alexchiltonLC 7
Bitch biatch beeotch betch, whatever
RyanMacVey 17
19 - how the **** should i know? ('': am i really your mate?
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Reminds me of wen I went to say HP 7, some random chicks were giggling and talking thru the entire movie, was annoying as eff
raphanne_fml 33
Unless you saw a guy taking his clothes off during the movie I believe this is the wrong FML ;)
SolemnlyLove 7
#14 epic win
SolemnlyLove 7
should've shut her up by plunging it down her throat