FML : Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and...

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Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gimmeabreak0_o - / Friday 18 June 2010 07:18 / United States

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By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1035196 - Friday 18 June 2010 18:15

"Hulk is ANGRY, AGHHHHH--OW!!"

By jennasayhella | 3

#1034995 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:23

that sucks ass ...maybe it's. sign from god to leave it on

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By marinus_fml | 19

#1034983 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:21

hahah fyl indeed man!

By kaylabeanx | 1

#1034985 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:21

LOL
Think next time.

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marinus_fml | 19

#1035027 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:33

to be honest I recon he did think it through. hence 'i thought it would be cool...' I think the problem was in the execution hahah. why rip a good shirt anyways right?

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sourgirl101 | 22

#1035120 - Friday 18 June 2010 17:19

So are you saying you didn't rip off a shirt before taking that picture? lol
Maybe the op ripped off a thin nasty wife beater. Some shirts need to be destroyed. What better way than fooling around with someone you love?

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whirlybird | 0

#1036420 - Sunday 20 June 2010 3:48

Sourgirl I liked hearing about your sex life and wish my husband would rip off my VS panties:/

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claiiire_fml | 17

#5788556 - Wednesday 11 December 2013 18:34

You like hearing about a stranger's sex life? That's not creepy at all...

By iamchuck | 0

#1034993 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:23

Hulk-a-mania you're not. Hit the gym, beefcake.

By jennasayhella | 3

#1034995 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:23

that sucks ass ...maybe it's. sign from god to leave it on

By Eyeliner_fml | 0

#1034996 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:23

lmfao nice why would you rip your shirt off?

By omgiitsme03 | 0

#1035002 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:25

hahaha #5

By ivygirl | 0

#1035007 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:27

haha ahwe...I'm sorry that mist hurt sid you go to the hospital?

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miss_madison | 10

#5397435 - Friday 8 March 2013 19:00

Do you even read what you write before you press send?

By sharon_ellj | 0

#1035010 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:27

wow you must have a pretty good bod in order to have the confidence of ripping your shirt off eh?

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natirixoxo | 0

#1035014 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:28

yeah... sexy like the hulk sexy... maybe you should try ripping HER clothes off next time ;)

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dudeitsdanny | 9

#1035108 - Friday 18 June 2010 17:12

Well... He was obviously overly confident.

By bcoolplz | 1

#1035011 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:27

haha did she kiss your owie?

By DncrHap | 9

#1035013 - Friday 18 June 2010 16:28

hahahaha. super fail!
stuff that seems sexy in the moment sometimes don't turn out to be that sexy...

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