Love, Awkward and Parents: Meet the in-laws

Meet the in-laws

By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 19:59

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. He pointed to two crossed swords above the fireplace and informed me the right one is his, and that if I ever hurt his daughter, he’ll give me a fighting chance by letting me use the left one. This guy thinks he lives in the Middle Ages or something. FML

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By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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Dad jokes, part 43884

By Anonymous - 09/05/2020 14:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2017 13:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad refused to give me permission to marry his daughter because I'm "covered in gang tattoos" and he doesn't want his daughter marrying a criminal. The only tattoos I have are the Game of Thrones direwolf and a quote from the Lord of the Rings movies. FML

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Chazzster 28

Saturday 13 November 2021 22:12

I think the point is he doesn’t want you to hurt his daughter.

mike3775 35

Saturday 13 November 2021 22:28

Be glad it’s only the father. If a man harms my daughter, he does t have to worry about me, he has to worry about her twin brother plus 6 older brothers.

Comments

Chazzster 28

Saturday 13 November 2021 22:12

I think the point is he doesn’t want you to hurt his daughter.

mike3775 35

Saturday 13 November 2021 22:28

Be glad it’s only the father. If a man harms my daughter, he does t have to worry about me, he has to worry about her twin brother plus 6 older brothers.

Dirtysalamander1 13

Sunday 14 November 2021 19:32

what happens if your daughter hurts the guy?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 November 2021 22:53

The left one is probably made of balsa wood. It's a relief he was referring to crossing swords literally. Go to Urban Dictionary if you want to learn the disturbing figurative sense.

geerod 16

Sunday 14 November 2021 1:26

Someday when you have kids you’ll understand

1known 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 8:38

His daughter is not his property. Of course no dad wants his children hurt, it doesn’t mean they don’t grow up and they leave you to live their own life.