Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML
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MindFreakazoid 10
That's like Death coming to your door and tripping on the front step.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well jeez, if you're going to dress up just to scare someone, at least make sure the costume fits. I usually just start singing and dancing, that can be pretty scary...
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Comments (73)
avillero69 2
first!!!
lilhellian 27
And the wait for moderation begins. *Turns on jeopardy music.*
majorjeneral 0
Your lack of creativity is astonishing. You had a real opportunity to make a first impression.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well jeez, if you're going to dress up just to scare someone, at least make sure the costume fits. I usually just start singing and dancing, that can be pretty scary...
Welshite 40
That's because you sing and dance naked. Tell the whole truth, now...
ilikeboys31 7
You know what's really funny. This was my Fml. Somebody jacked it and made it their own. Not cool.
ilikeboys31 7
You know what's really funny. Somebody jacked my FML and there's got passed through. Not cool.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Sounds more like you we're trying to impersonate the character in "Scary Movie."
Vimy 6
You know what, I'm pretty sure there IS one scene in one of the movies that this actually happens...
Vimy 6
where* this actually happens
ArielTheMermaid 17
I would have been freaked out. Those masks creep me out so much
rageandlove13 8
Troll denied.
ukrainianitalian 2
Honestly I don't have a brother. But if I did, I would not want to scare him. Instead I would spend my whole childhood with him and enjoy life oppose to scaring him and making him angry.
Parky03 9
49-When your young, it doesn't work like that for siblings. They're usually arguing and fighting as children. Don't say that if you can't relate. And yes, I can relate.
gczizza1997 15
Karma got you before you even got a chance to scare your brother. Wow.
ryggsekk 8
karma dose not exist.
gczizza1997 15
Before you go against my beliefs learn to spell correctly. Does*
jem970 19
Haha no joke. She is a bitch, striking before the blow falls.... Terrible and unfair.
pmadNess 16
11- I hate "grammar nazis", but I must say, I agree!!!! If they are going to criticize, get it correct... I believe in Karma, she's my bitch!
wallandpiece 16
I'm going to criticise your beliefs too. Karma does not exist.
kiwienne 21
Typos happen
LaLince 40
#29: I agree, karma doesn't exist.
MindFreakazoid 10
That's like Death coming to your door and tripping on the front step.
majorjeneral 0
There is nothing sweeter than karma kicking a$$ before you even get a chance to invoke it.
Suba_fml 8
How couldn't you laugh at that?
greenie213 23
Hell! I laughed and I only read about it!
DontThumbMeDown 8
Well now you have people on FML laughing at you. YDI
SoylentCandycorn 10
Karma for douchebags.