Devil's wages

By fucked - 14/03/2014 19:40 - Canada

Today, my boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out, because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 788
You deserved it 3 756
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VicRC 7
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sorry to hear that, but maybe you should start looking for a new job

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Vanillanougat 14
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It sucks how bosses just hunt for any reason at all to fire people when the company is doing poorly. Wrong place, wrong time...

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VicRC 7
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sorry to hear that, but maybe you should start looking for a new job

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zandalee 19
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Or carefully document all conversations by email and report the bastard to the powers that be.

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ChenEighty 20
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I would submit a report on Human Resource theory

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Vanillanougat 14
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It sucks how bosses just hunt for any reason at all to fire people when the company is doing poorly. Wrong place, wrong time...

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SymphonyGrrl 12
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Maybe he should be working on making the company better rather than yelling at his employees...

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_kyleG_ 34
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You can't expect such a self-centered man to care about anything other than himself and his career :/

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_kyleG_ 34
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Unfortunately, you can't expect such a self-centered bastard to care about anything besides himself or his own career.

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_kyleG_ 34
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Sorry about the double comment- I thought I deleted my first one!

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Coryj1220 15
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Is that not how you make a company better?

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Simbaby 23
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Wow he's an asshole. That's not a reason to lay you off.

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LadyQuantum 7

That is one thing you should NEVER admit...... If you want to keep your job.

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OysterPearls 33
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Honesty is the best policy!

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chinaski7628 32
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I feel like accurate reports on sales are probably important to most businesses and not something anybody within the company should lie about if they want to keep their job and improve company sales.

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brianlarkin 7
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Sorry about your boss, he should be worried about the companies sales and not yelling at employes for stupid reasons

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mea_iloveskiing 26
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You better watch out you better not cry

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ChenEighty 20
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I don't see how old Saint Nick worked his way into this one

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EdenCrystal 21
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Satan claus is coming... To town!

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miggles 16
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Aka SATAN? lol. I died a little. Sorry about your boss though. Work is tough.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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PSA: this is the one and only time that "AKA" should be used. Please, do not try to make a thing of this people...

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meli1195 31

#24 what???

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Sinclair935 5
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Canada? Laid off? Go on pogey.

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cyttex 13
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I'm missing the joke, someone explain to me

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pwnman 33

I live in Canada and I don't understand it either!

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doctorhook86 24
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"Pogey" is slang for employment insurance or welfare payouts.

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