What Mötley Crüe call "Breakfast"

By oh no - 18/04/2020 02:00

Today, I think all those jokes my wife made about becoming an alcoholic during quarantine may be true. She came back from the weekly shopping today with 7 bottles of wine, a bottle of tequila and a 30-pack of beer. FML

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draghkar 17

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Saturday 18 April 2020 6:18

Only one bottle of tequila? She’s fine.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 18 April 2020 4:40

Pfft... what a lightweight...

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 18 April 2020 4:40

Pfft... what a lightweight...

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 18 April 2020 5:10

Is she "joking" about you or herself becoming an alcoholic?

draghkar 17

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Saturday 18 April 2020 6:18

Only one bottle of tequila? She’s fine.

slowhandjp 16

Saturday 18 April 2020 6:19

If she drank all of them a day she might be an alcoholic.

Gelene Johnston 5

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Saturday 18 April 2020 6:49

Keep an eye on the average consumption per day. It is so easy for it to become an addiction/for our bodies and brains to become physically addicted. A lot of people can drink heavily no problem and in these times I get why people are imbibing more often! But for some it definitely is a slippery slope. 5 months sober here. :)

bl3ur0z3 17

Saturday 18 April 2020 7:36

I'm with her.

icecreamisrad 13

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Sunday 19 April 2020 14:36

Haha she’s like 96% of the world doing the same thing...let her quarantine how she wants to😝

buymevickis92 26

Sunday 19 April 2020 17:41

Our liquor stores are closed and the alcoholics around me are going insane. You can’t even go in to the closest states to get any. Lol I’m glad I’m only addicted to food and online shopping.