Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
Self-esteem boost
Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Wallowing
Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Crushed
Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
An attempt was made
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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FantomOfDarkness 0
I would have said no
elucas 0
Oh man, that's harsh.
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elucas 0
Oh man, that's harsh.
BeeSkwaird 0
I think I would say nothing, stand up and leave.
dudeitsdanny 9
I would say no, and leave. That's just messed up of her. But don't worry, girls like this eventually grow up and realize they missed out.
ogloc 0
She sounds like a 12 year old.
RPGod 0
OP: Well, now you know that she's just a shallow bitch, and you can move on.
DameGreyWulf 0
IAWTT Seriously, what the ****
I_Dont_Feel_Bad 0
Just move on, she's a bitch. she's looking for people to compliment her to feel good.... Just forget about her.
The_Pleb 0
Mikehawke im on the same wavelength as you, maybe we should get together some time.
Xero3g 5
YDI for falling in love.
epiclol 0
So ******* right lmao. there always that one ugly chick and the fat chick in the group of hot girls, there straight cockblocks.
Flutist 3
epiclol, you are a prick. Anyways, Op, you sound like you cared about her and it was wrong of her to say that. I think people need to have more respect for people. No one can help what they look like beyond clothing and hygiene and getting a better hair cut. You should not have to get "surgery" or be a hot guy for someone to love you. You sound like a caring person, and one day there will be a girl who isn't shallow and pathetic, who will love you for who you are. Steal her toy poodle and put it in the microwave. That will teach her what hot and charred are.
Shereen15 0
Wtf? Animal cruelty Flutist, is not the answer.
seenpyro 0
toy poodle idiot. not a real one
NikkiFlysKites 8
There is no better answer than what 103 and 130 said. Being a teenager myself, my opinion is automatically invalid, but I'll give it anyway. While I agree that teenagers don't know the true meaning of love, neither do adults. When I think of love, I think of something that lasts forever, and if that were the case couples wouldn't divorce or cheat on one another. You can't just fall out of love with someone. And you definitely can't put into words the feeling or meaning. You can describe it, you can feel it, but how do you truly explain it? There's no exact age in which it suddenly hits you, screaming, "This is what love really is!" You can be 16 years old and understand the meaning, or you could finally experience it when you're 60.
Sinamoi 18
166- Toy is a size of canine. Idiot.
seanreddog 4
LOVE? yeah, right.
blalien 0
It's always hilarious when high schoolers talk about love. Like they think their infatuation of the week means something.
saluda 0
This has high school written all over it.
sk8erlife25 0
Oh since you're older, you know exactly what love is? Who says someone younger, such as a high schooler, couldn't be 'in love'? Define love for all of us, please. You're a bloody idiot.
shankzilla 0
way to preach to the choir 'sk8er'
amiamida_fml 0
Sk8er, what high-schoolers define as love might feel real to them, I agree with you in that sense, but there is a clear definition of love in terms of psychology and sociology. I will spare you the 5 page description, but in a nutshell love is a both a mature feeling that comes from intimacy (that doesn't mean sex, but an intimate knowledge and understanding of the other on many levels), and from being tested together through life's circumstances (financial woes, moral issues, sex, sharing goals, health crises, and all sorts of obstacles). This why, yes, love is a "grown-up" thing, and while some may luck out and find it very young, you most likely won't realize you finally know what love is until you've lived a little (a lot), had romantic successes and failures, and grown to understand that there is more to being in love than irrational infatuation stirred by raging adolescent hormones.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
#92 No, just no. Some words can not be defined in the English language. Even the triangular theory in psychology is vague. “How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?” — Albert Einstein
blalien 0
There are four kinds of guys who would ever use the phrase, "been in love with for years:" Boyfriends, husbands, stalkers, and teenagers. And we can logically rule out boyfriend or husband.
Saluton 18
#51, yeah, sure, it means nothing, they won't even feel upset about it. Piss off, you.
JaggedJacii 0
I had a highschool relationship that lasted nearly two years. And he was my 'Infactuation of the week'.
just_me_tmp 0
I totally agree #92. I had a high school relationship that lasted 3 years, then several other long-term relationships in college, and although I was technically out of high school by the time I found "the one", I found all of my college relationships as well to be "naive." And I laughed at previous relationships in high school I found to be so serious at the time. Teenagers can be in love with someone, sure. Anyone, any age can be in love. #92 is just saying that our definition of love changes over the years thorughout experience and biological changes (some more than others.) To the teenagers reading #92's comment and saying "nu-uh..." Just wait a few years, you will understand completely.
goldgrae 0
With respect, there is -no- consensus on the definition of love within any of the social sciences (personally coming from an anthropology background here, but I have TA'd for human sex within psychology). There are many models, and they're all competing, being picked up and dropped to fit within various theoretical contexts... but if anything, this only illustrates how little we actually understand the concept of love. And this isn't a bad thing; it's how science works. But don't go around claiming that there is a concrete definition when there is no such thing.
Plumppotato 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fg-dQxQOEs love. defined. in a song. a comedic song. but still. trust me. Bo Burnham. WOOO!
intothecrypt 3
Teenagers have an excuse for their attraction and attachment. And assuming we can all agree on love being something that continually makes you happy, it can happen at any age. But the scientimitifical ( stfu icwutididthere too) results only exist because of hormones. so stop whining, you stupid old people.
Person1233 12
Mkay. This is like the average FML. Nothing amazing, nothing that sucks that bad.
Luckster 0
Ouch....just ouch....
justmyswag 9
He shoulda been like, "bitch swerve."
dontcare92 0
Lololloolollololololollololololololololololoololol. noob
saluda 0
F-F-F-FRIENDZONE'D!!!
nokillnobeepbeep 0
#17 got it right. It is a slippery slope indeed. Poor guy.
Damarys 0
oy. It's all right. Girls say things they know will hurt because it makes them feel better when they are not feeling well.
Gaymer 0
Thats when you say "your not ugly and i think your beautiful" and everyone lives happily ever after.
grrrarrrg2 2
except him
peroxideprincess 0
yup, except him...
FantomOfDarkness 0
I would have said no
farhil 14
first?
seanreddog 4
No, ninth. But you were so close!
farhil 14
ahh, sorry, I was on my phone, and on the iPhone, sometimes comments don't show
nice18 0
No it's hers. Well all women really (at least all women who fall for douchebags, so like 90% of women). I guess its the guys fault for not playing the game, but then why should we need to play the game? Why do we need to act like assholes just to have a chance at happiness? And they say men are immature, women are just about the most needy, immature, insecure, idiotic, mind game playing bunch of ******* I have ever met. I'd turn gay if I could take pain.
zeusmatilda833 0
Wow, someone forgot their happy pills this morning. I have some extra if you'd like...
NeoJoe 0
Well isn't that just a nice big slap in the face?!