Flying around

By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML
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WCARlover 34

Flies are one of the worst creations for sure

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tylersign 11

Attack of the flies. Someone could make a movie based on this

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Theres Lord of the Flies! That's kinda not really similar....

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SkoomaKi 27

You should've of just killed the little bastard xD

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Damn. Flies are now a harzard while on the road.

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fthislyfe 22

Flies have a thing for entering every single hole in human body

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tylersign 11

Sex in the nose...? I don't think so, 34.

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DQEight 8

If the penis can't get in, the **** will

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greg84_fml 21

Really? There is The Fly and The Fly 2, imdb them...

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greenishyellow 5

*dramatic voice* From the makers of Snakes on a Plane comes...Flies in a Car!

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zakkyzebra 11

I don't think it was the fly that made you a bad driver. Ahhhhh. Sexist jokes. But no seriously. I don't think it went up your nose and controlled you to crash.

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Wayne913 13

Yeah, watch family guy. You'll learn all about ear sex.

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snagglepaste 0

Pretty sure it cant control your arms if it flies in your nose.

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WCARlover 34

Flies are one of the worst creations for sure

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iBanana 17

Yeah they're ridiculously annoying and carry countless diseases, but; without flies, the world would be littered un-decayed bodies of dead things.

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EmreArslan 11

Lol wouldnt the world show its real face then? :) though the truth stinks and is an eye sore. That is why people dont like the truth

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fthislyfe 22

8: It's not flies that do this. The bacteria in the soil and the enzymes existing in the corpses do this job. Flies usually drink humans' blood.

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KiddNYC1O 20

They take a lot of shit...

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Enslaved 36

Watch Forensic Files. You'll appreciate flies a lot more knowing some murder crimes were solved because of those pesky little bugs! (:

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invivoful 10

30- I hope that was an attempt at a joke 0.0

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haw008 14

Every time a fly lands it pukes. Isn't that just beautiful?

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deviable 9

The only things worse than flies are mosquitoes.

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FYLDeep 25

What about cancer? Or AIDS? Or ALS? Or, if you meant only insects, what about wasps? Or black widow spiders? Either way, I think you may have jumped the gun.

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bitchslapped22 14

Not to mention spiders aren't insects

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ninjuh_wingman 29

That sucks for you and the fly. You swerve into a ditch and the fly ends up in a deep dark hole.

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loserman67 35

Were you singing "Jar of Hearts" and crying because your girlfriend just broke up with you?

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Predental 5

I once had a bee fly into my mouth while riding a bike. It stun my gum pretty bad.

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