Genetics

By outie - 13/09/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I have an 'outie' belly button, and he didn't want our potential kids to have one. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Someone's ex-boyfriend failed Biology.

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Chazzster 24
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He just now noticed that?

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Chazzster 24
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He just now noticed that?

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RichardPencil 30
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I'm sure that's the real reason he dumped you. I'll bet you didn't understand why he hated being told to smile. That makes more sense!

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Gemfez 15
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He’s an idiot. He saved you some future hassles.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Someone's ex-boyfriend failed Biology.

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crashtestdumplin 16

That’s... that’s not how belly buttons work. Well you deserve someone better anywho.

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TxKitten 8
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So, at least you didn't waste any more time with the moron.

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deaper 16
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You’re better off without such a [BLEEPING] dumbass for a boyfriend!

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Jason Lammers 4
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You probably wouldn't want to reproduce with someone that stupid, anyway. You dodged a bullet!

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peterblackmer91 12
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Since I'm assuming you've always had the outie I'm guessing that's not why he dumped you.

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