Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
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Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Walk away with your pride, knowing they have none.
RedPillSucks 31
An open relationship is not something you should have to figure out. If she didn't tell you then she is cheating
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RedPillSucks 31
An open relationship is not something you should have to figure out. If she didn't tell you then she is cheating
thatguynow 13
My advice, run and also you might want to get tested just in case
shhhaaarrron 12
You deserve better.
aoc123 8
you deserve better, and they deserve each other
Rainhawk94 27
That bitch deserves to be cheated on by the other guy so she knows how it feels
valalvax 13
It's kind of impossible to cheat on someone in an open relationship, that literally means they agree that they can have sex with whoever they like
Zwingend 15
Given the information that you had, you did the best that you could. Move on and try learn from the experience without becoming too cynical.
AntiPrude 26
Good on you for acting on what could have been bad, but now you know it isnt, go back and keeping screwing her. Wear a condom though, you might be sharing juices with that other guy.
AntiPrude 26
Whoops, my bad, misread it as saying that OP was just seeing her and he thought she was cheating on the other guy.
MandySkittles 18
She already screwed him over and you're telling him to go back to her? Why would he even want to be involved with a liar, what else could she have omitted? That's such a stupid idea, you can have a casual relationship without being dishonest about it.
AntiPrude 26
@65 How did you miss my comment just above saying that I had misread the FML? Are you broken? Enjoy the the thumbs downs.
SmittyJA24 26
To you, she was cheating. In her mind, she wasn't committed to you to start with. Sorry.
Rainhawk94 27
Just remember it's not all his fault. It's mostly your ***** of soon to be ex girlfriend
mythicaltimes 15
that's rough
Maygen 5
I'm in an open relationship, but the thing is anyone I date knows that I have a long term partner. It's cheating if one person doesn't know about it. It's people like this that makes open relationships seen as sleezy :/
TanyaKJC 9
I don't want to judge, but I do see it as pretty bad. If you don't mind, could you explain the point of an open relationship? I honestly don't get why people do it...
Nyx_fml 23
If you don't get it, then why do you think it's pretty bad? Oh, and good job not judging.
skyttlz 32
To me it's just fun without the commitment
Enslaved 36
There's a lot more to relationships than just sex. An open relationship isn't my cup of tea but I know a few couples that have this arrangement and it works for them.
acid_moose 7
Some people just aren't cut out for monogamy. If someone and their partner are happy with an open relationship, why judge? They love each other, and if jealousy does'nt get in the way, why not?
TanyaKJC 9
#36, I get the concept. I just don't see any point of being in a "relationship" if its not committed. I've been raised with the belief that a relationship is when you are committed to one person, and only that one person. At a time, anyway. As I said, I just don't get the point of a non-committed type of "relationship." I've always seen it as having the title of being in a relationship, but getting permission to cheat.