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Zwingend's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

47%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

41%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

8%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

16%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

40%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

24%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

12%

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Zwingend's favorite FMLs

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it