By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton 2 3 5 44 Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML I agree, your life sucks 29 890 You deserved it 8 844 Tweet Share