Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
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Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my son asked for candy at a supermarket checkout. I said no. He laid on the floor and began screaming as if I'd killed his pet rabbit. Other parents nodded at me in silent sympathy, while strangers judged me with their glares. I bought the candy. He still screamed. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
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Sammeh_Higgins 0
Kids have gotten so disrespectful.
Moota 9
Someone needs to have a little talk with daddy about name calling?
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Comments (247)
mrszane93 5
Wow. Naughty list. Give him coal for Christmas.
wriptidez 0
you must have your husband sit down with your son and tell your son he was wrong to call u a b$tch. if u guys dont start presenting a united front in front of your son he will always be out of control.
fyl_darksouljoke 0
i would of got beat if i ever acted like that in a store. the leather belt was the nuke back then, when my parents threatened us with that we turned into little saints. The art of the backhand doesn't work anymore, they teach the kids in school that parents aren't allowed to physically discipline their children
serenitychaos20 6
That's what's wrong with people these days. "Oh the poor child don't spank it, it doesn't know better!" Correction, DID NOT know any better, and now does. When/if I have kids, damn right I'm going to spank them if they try to act out or do something wrong. I got spanked, and I'm not mentally unstable due to "abuse".
gabrielbaby 9
It depends on the situation. If the child does it again he will or should know its bad. Right now he doesnt and should be smacked the shit out of for saying something he doesn't understand.
perdix 31
Don't flatter yourself -- most of the other customers sized you up as a bitch as soon as they saw you. They didn't need to waste their time watching your idiot kid's tantrum to learn something they didn't already know. PS: Tell your kid that if you had given in to Dad's insatiable desire for anal, he wouldn't exist. Touché.
julia_lynn 21
There are two issues here: 1) Your son's father, who should not be talking about you to your son like that. It doesn't matter if he was talking to a friend or just blowing off steam, etc. He needs to be more careful about what he says. Kids retain it all. 2) Respect issues. I'm sorry but there is no way my sisters or I would have acted up like that in any store because we knew it spelled out major trouble. Of course, if your son's father doesn't have your back, then it makes things more difficult. It seems to me though a lot of parents these days want to be friends with their kids. That's not your job. You can be friends with your kids when they're successful adults. Until then, you need to be a parent, which includes teaching kids how to act properly in places. It's one thing when a 2 year old throws a tantrum at a store. It is entirely another when a 10 year old does it.
SandyyBabyy 6
Too long, didnt read.
poopdollar123 4
I read the first sentence of this, then realized I don't give a shit.
BrotherTheo 31
^^ This. This is true. The First Child that REALLY needs a good Talking to is Probably the Dad. Once the two parents can work together they'll be a lot better off. Whatever disipline method they use, that shit can't be allowed to fly.
gabrielbaby 9
I absolutely agree but we don't know the age. Terrible twos last through three and four, if the child is between that age, then it's normal for them to have a fit. But he shouldn't know that word either way. Also your right, if they are over 5 they should know respect and should know not to pitch a fit
zach832 0
oh shit, that toy must have been cool
Stickyspit44 0
Perfect family :)! Asshole dad who's a shit talker + bitch of a mom= kid who shit talk in front of store throughing a bitch fit!
scottm1 0
Daddy's right
poopdollar123 4
That toy must have been kick ass.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Time to beat his ass. And I don't mean your son's.