thatfatkid
United States
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
abcdgaf
You tried
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
me
United States
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Anonymous
New Orleans, United States
Classic narcissist mom
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
furious parent
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
bhnja_
Mandaue, Philippines
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
KLO65
Burlington, United States
The shape of you
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
fuckingcool
Thanks for the unsolicited advice!
Today, my mother once again brought up how I would have done so much better in my Track season if I just smiled while I ran. Apparently, if you just smile, your brain won't know you're in pain. I don't think it works like that, but thanks for the advice mom. FML
mynameislor
Canada
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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Lozza111 0
at least she wished you luck?
SirBedevere 0
She seems to be in an optimistic mood.
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Comments (186)
Tesaatje 12
prove her that you can do it. :)
demarcusT 0
Sure, rolling down hills can give them a speed advantage
kaengle 5
Tell her you want to do it to lose some weight?
Sinsation 7
Extreme motivation.
EffinToofer 3
Good for you wanting to get some exercise OP. Go for it, maybe after a season she won't be able to call you Fatty anymore.
hahalaughing 0
ohh....well thenn. you have an intresting mother op. :/
kcTheGreatOne 2
she wished you luck, just be grateful.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Fat people really are quick. Have you ever tried to take a turkey leg off their plate at Thanksgiving? I started cornerback all four years in high school and couldn't outrun my 350 pound cousin.
ih82bl8 2
Oooooooh...... I'm sorry op
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
you can always do discus. :3