Lol lameee

He's a pussy

he definitely had fun.

You should've called him out on it

OP should've "accidentally" dropped the smoothie on the coward when the coworker handed it to her.

I thumbed you down just for your pic..m sorry

I'm sorry you're going to see the Knicks lose today.

I thumbed u up cuz of ur pic!!! :) im from miami!!! :D go heat!!

I thumbed all three of you down because you're talking about basketball instead of the FML. This isn't nba.com.

1, I have to comment regarding your profile. Justin Bieber did not grow up in poverty. I don't know what crazy shit you're smoking, but I want some.

#1, your mom read your diary and your plot has been discovered! Give it up! As for the FML, that sucks. The guy is a coward. 'Accidentally' dropping your smoothie on him sounds like a capital idea.

Said the one with a Justin bieber profile picture...

Have any one-night stands lately? XD

I don't think "last year" would be lately.

what the heck happened on that date?!?!

I'll have a wingman and a large fry.

I'm sure it went smoothly :)

You don't need them! Don't worry you can def do better then that jerk

I like how it's instantly the guys fault. It isn't possible she was a terrible date or anything. NO PFFFFT HAHA HOW COULD I POSSIBLY THINK THAT?! Oh. Maybe because I'm not a sexist fuck.

Even if she was a terrible date, he's working. Sick it up and do your job or go in a back room. No need to be a five year old about not liking someone.

And who cares if she was a terrible date? It was last year, this guy completely and utterly overreacted. OP sounded cool about it.

safe to assume the date didn't go well?

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haha was your date THAT bad?

Lol apparently. xD I've never been so crazy or horrible to someone they felt like hiding from me... unless... UNLESS! They hide and I don't notice. :O

That's just hilariously pitiful.

Ummmmm... WTF is your profile pic. It scares me.

It appears to be a jeweled penis, which isn't as grand as it sounds.

I take it the date wasn't great? I could imagine him fucking up in some way. Or maybe you screwed it up OP?

Make it more awkward and have a conversation with him while he's down there.

I would like a order of large fries covered in awk sauce.