FML : Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw...

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Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ouch - / Saturday 28 April 2012 06:54 / United States - Fullerton

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By sonicgreg | 12

#4365881 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:54

I'll have a wingman and a large fry.

By jasonbrosef | 0

#4365925 - Saturday 28 April 2012 16:01

Make it more awkward and have a conversation with him while he's down there.

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By xIBleedPurplex16 | 0

#4365871 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:53

Lol lameee

icrest80 | 4

#4365894 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:56

He's a pussy

justjazzmyn | 3

#4365959 - Saturday 28 April 2012 16:06

he definitely had fun.

kiran_fml | 5

#4365979 - Saturday 28 April 2012 16:11

You should've called him out on it

Jakesterk96 | 8

#4366039 - Saturday 28 April 2012 16:27

OP should've "accidentally" dropped the smoothie on the coward when the coworker handed it to her.

Trisha_aus | 15

#4366047 - Saturday 28 April 2012 16:30

I thumbed you down just for your pic..m sorry

Jakesterk96 | 8

#4366064 - Saturday 28 April 2012 16:37

I'm sorry you're going to see the Knicks lose today.

Jezlovespink | 5

#4366183 - Saturday 28 April 2012 17:15

I thumbed u up cuz of ur pic!!! :) im from miami!!! :D go heat!!

The_Hitdude | 12

#4366244 - Saturday 28 April 2012 17:27

I thumbed all three of you down because you're talking about basketball instead of the FML. This isn't nba.com.

PussyPredator | 6

#4366340 - Saturday 28 April 2012 17:57

1, I have to comment regarding your profile. Justin Bieber did not grow up in poverty. I don't know what crazy shit you're smoking, but I want some.

Sparks808 | 10

#4366492 - Saturday 28 April 2012 18:48

#1, your mom read your diary and your plot has been discovered! Give it up!
As for the FML, that sucks. The guy is a coward. 'Accidentally' dropping your smoothie on him sounds like a capital idea.

godhelpusall111 | 12

#4369158 - Sunday 29 April 2012 14:38

Said the one with a Justin bieber profile picture...

By congele | 6

#4365873 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:54

Have any one-night stands lately? XD

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4366204 - Saturday 28 April 2012 17:19

I don't think "last year" would be lately.

xoconnie | 8

#4366286 - Saturday 28 April 2012 17:38

what the heck happened on that date?!?!

By sonicgreg | 12

#4365881 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:54

I'll have a wingman and a large fry.

crazycatlady5 | 6

#4366544 - Saturday 28 April 2012 19:02

I'm sure it went smoothly :)

By laurenobrien | 4

#4365885 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:55

You don't need them! Don't worry you can def do better then that jerk

Conner93MB | 5

#4366490 - Saturday 28 April 2012 18:46

I like how it's instantly the guys fault. It isn't possible she was a terrible date or anything. NO PFFFFT HAHA HOW COULD I POSSIBLY THINK THAT?! Oh. Maybe because I'm not a sexist fuck.

alycion | 31

#4366613 - Saturday 28 April 2012 19:31

Even if she was a terrible date, he's working. Sick it up and do your job or go in a back room. No need to be a five year old about not liking someone.

startrekker | 3

#4366973 - Saturday 28 April 2012 20:53

And who cares if she was a terrible date? It was last year, this guy completely and utterly overreacted. OP sounded cool about it.

By Michaelsgirl04 | 9

#4365887 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:55

safe to assume the date didn't go well?

skyorpia101 | 4

#4366743 - Saturday 28 April 2012 20:08

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By xxxSANAxxx | 0

#4365908 - Saturday 28 April 2012 15:58

haha was your date THAT bad?

MisUnFortunate | 31

#5993859 - Tuesday 1 July 2014 4:16

Lol apparently. xD I've never been so crazy or horrible to someone they felt like hiding from me... unless... UNLESS! They hide and I don't notice. :O