thatfatkid
United States
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
abcdgaf
You tried
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
me
United States
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Anonymous
New Orleans, United States
Classic narcissist mom
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
furious parent
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
bhnja_
Mandaue, Philippines
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
KLO65
Burlington, United States
The shape of you
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
fuckingcool
Thanks for the unsolicited advice!
Today, my mother once again brought up how I would have done so much better in my Track season if I just smiled while I ran. Apparently, if you just smile, your brain won't know you're in pain. I don't think it works like that, but thanks for the advice mom. FML
mynameislor
Canada
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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Lozza111 0
at least she wished you luck?
SirBedevere 0
She seems to be in an optimistic mood.
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Comments (186)
Isaac_The_Great 0
Some conference she has in you?
danielleeloise 0
My mother does that shit too I'm 5'6 and in a size 4
darcieslegit12 0
ouch I'm lucky I don't have a mom like that
nuch93 3
Well, don't let it get to you. Besides, track AND FIELD has different throwing events that larger athletes do. Give it your all, and there's no reason why you shouldn't make the team.
Jchlo 1
Awww!!! :-( But this is my favorite FML of all time!!!!
eatsleeprun 1
Aw well I'm sure you will be awesome, skew your mom!
Kony12 0
Try out for track? Just take the fat way out and throw. Join the lazy side!!
lonkite101 14
She's seems like a jerk
DenBriZel 31
Nice mom you got there.
junpeiIori 17
LOL. I shouldn't laugh, but I've been there. I told my mom two years I was trying out for my college rugby team and she said the same thing to me more or less. Now I play semi-professional. You can do it OP! All it takes is practice and patience!