thatfatkid
United States
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
abcdgaf
You tried
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
me
United States
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Anonymous
New Orleans, United States
Classic narcissist mom
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
furious parent
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
bhnja_
Mandaue, Philippines
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
KLO65
Burlington, United States
The shape of you
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
fuckingcool
Thanks for the unsolicited advice!
Today, my mother once again brought up how I would have done so much better in my Track season if I just smiled while I ran. Apparently, if you just smile, your brain won't know you're in pain. I don't think it works like that, but thanks for the advice mom. FML
mynameislor
Canada
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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Lozza111 0
at least she wished you luck?
SirBedevere 0
She seems to be in an optimistic mood.
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Comments (186)
foreveralone15 5
you will work off all that "fat" prove that bitch wrong.
I_Got_Swag 0
Yo wat up mahn, dnt worry bout it prove her wrong wat wont kill u will make u stronger
TyraaChichester 2
Whatta hoe!!
MagicallyFat 12
Don't listen to stuff like that. Join the track team all that ruining will get you fit, healthy, and at a good weight
XxThrasherxX 0
Nice mom
Rnm82 0
My two chunkier friends ran track with me. One was a very good distance runner, and the other was one of the best sprinters.
sassygurl99 2
they should be proud for you being active and motivate you...
dhbeast 0
You can always throw discus or do shotput(sp?)
joncole 6
She told u the truth if moms can't who will now get out n start running
neuf77 1
tell her its her jeans... deal with it!!!