The shape of you

By KLO65 - 17/08/2025 09:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Seems stupid to start out running a mile non-stop when you're first trying to lose weight. The correct thing to do is to put down the fork. FACE!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Seems stupid to start out running a mile non-stop when you're first trying to lose weight. The correct thing to do is to put down the fork. FACE!

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Yudith 25

Well... you did say that you'll do anything to get in shape.

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