thatfatkid
United States
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
abcdgaf
You tried
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
me
United States
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Anonymous
New Orleans, United States
Classic narcissist mom
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
furious parent
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
bhnja_
Mandaue, Philippines
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
KLO65
Burlington, United States
The shape of you
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
fuckingcool
Thanks for the unsolicited advice!
Today, my mother once again brought up how I would have done so much better in my Track season if I just smiled while I ran. Apparently, if you just smile, your brain won't know you're in pain. I don't think it works like that, but thanks for the advice mom. FML
mynameislor
Canada
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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Lozza111 0
at least she wished you luck?
SirBedevere 0
She seems to be in an optimistic mood.
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Miss_Birthday 3
My brother was called Fatty in his childhood but got some serious surgery, lost about 100 pounds (he was really tall) and still gets called fatty. She's your mom, she probably didn't mean it. And my mom called me 'peewee' cuz i'm the youngest.
bribribri77 0
Aww that sucks...good luck!
iloooovemylife 7
Are you really fat op? If you are time to go loose as In loosing weight
Black_Letter 19
Maybe its time for you to find a dictionary.
Gelski58 2
wat a bitch
Black_Letter 19
All you have to do is try out for throwing discuss or shot put, you'll make it easily, then you can tell your mom to suck it.
DonovanRiddick 6
Hell track aint ****** easy you gotta be damn fit
bwblackw 2
Hey the track team will you help lose weight
nicknunn 0
hahaha i love your mom! real straight shooter.
jkemp1984 10
Track doesn't start until February. That's plenty of time to shed a few lbs. Shove that in her face
DamnSmooth 0
Ask your mom if she is just pissed off her own life didn't turn out like she planned and if this is her own way of acting out. (If your mom happens to be in her late 20s/early 30s and one of those 'Gen X'ers ... you should bash her ******* face in.)