Miscellaneous: Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team.... - FML

By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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You tried

By abcdgaf - 10/04/2022 18:00

Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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Classic narcissist mom

By Anonymous - 04/01/2024 13:00 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML

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Hush

By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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By fuckingcool - 06/06/2016 04:56

Today, my mother once again brought up how I would have done so much better in my Track season if I just smiled while I ran. Apparently, if you just smile, your brain won't know you're in pain. I don't think it works like that, but thanks for the advice mom. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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Lozza111 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 12:02

at least she wished you luck?

SirBedevere 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 12:03

She seems to be in an optimistic mood.

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JBTSfan 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:57

so much for a "mom"

iruelissparky 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:17

Run from something.... Zombies?

Snodes 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:27

Well as your mother said good luck fatty

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:32

"thanks sociopathic bitch in denial :D"

alyssaenglish27 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:40

maybe she said that out of consideration maybe she doesnt want u embarressing urself

byteolu 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:26

Hhhey

cabanaboyjuan 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:27

Be a thrower!!! Its just about upper body strength!! :)

Acadania 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:12

what a bitch

levifire 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:16

i dont like these ones where people complain about one insult i mean really if your life is so great the worst thing to happen to you is an insult i dont think your fml should be on this site

smexehXredhead0 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:24

Lose some weight...?

bruinsgal18 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 5:27

Track will probalay put you in wicked good shape

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