Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says
Fall3nAngel 23
Great mum you've got there.
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Comments (160)
AARONPSP 0
YDI cause you know she's right. Plus, all you have to do is say no. If sex is ALL he wanted THEN break up.
Eorlas 31
idk why you broke up with him just cbc he wanted to do it. life has literally gone to men have no say in sex bc theyll just seem abusive
Anai08 17
Yeah I agree. If he was pushing her into doing something she want comfortable doing and couldnt respect her wishes enough to wait, why stick around with someone who doesn't care enough about you to understand your feelings? Today it could be about sex, tomorrow about who knows what.
ilovemyboy1219 0
Wow. Lol. And I thought I had problems with guys.. Lol
sinny7684 4
That's what you get for having a conversation with your mom that should've been had with a friend.
agamid 1
good on you. if you're not ready, you're not ready. in my experience, and i'd just like the clarify that my mum and i are really close and get along really well, mothers can say the most unsupportive things without meaning. Probably made more harsh because we expect at least our mothers to always support us.
supahnazi 0
YOU broke up with HIM?? why isnt it the other way around?
Dominique001 0
haha Thats Funny xD
aron33 2
Losing your virginity is nothing to be proud of, but so is keeping it.
dabeatbaby 0
you have one stupid mom..... if your like under 17
abasio 1
Why did you break up over it? Did he try and force himself on you or did he go on and on about it for months? You could have stayed together and waited till you were ready.