Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says
Fall3nAngel 23
Great mum you've got there.
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Bubblerider 3
heh heh...mum....
Igor_g5 0
Sp you got some guy who maybe really loves you. Maybe the perfect guy for you and you break up with him cuz he wants to express his love physically and you're saving it for "the one". Maybe he's "the one".
salsero85 3
ydi for not having sex..
vettle 6
it sounds like the idiot boyfriend dumped her for not putting out. cause otherwise you'd just agree to keep dating and wait til you're ready. I call bluff.
jenpez 5
u will stay a virgin forever if u keep saying that
TenderWhispers 0
your mom probably was a tramp in school and gave it up to be 'cool'. To let you in on a secret, your moms a *****. With advice like that, it's sad our society pushes kids into sex, and for all those who have done it already, enjoy not being successful at life and living on welfare.
taurusxdee 10
you did the right thing. I hope you spoke to him about not being ready before you broke up with him. If he still didn't care, he's a douche anyway. as for your mom, she's right, eventually you'll have sex but only when you're ready=]
gingerfied 0
Good for you, sticking up for yourself will get you far in life.
ucofresh 4
Well she's right.. Quit being a prude. Waiting till marriage is not only the stupidest reason but also the most unhealthy. Good luck with that.
ucofresh 4
That's the worst quote ever. Almost made me throw up a little. Shows a whole lot about yourself for actually posting such a ridiculous statement.