Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says
Fall3nAngel 23
Great mum you've got there.
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Comments (160)
Rowdy0ne 0
You should just do yourself a favor and lose it. You won't regret it
dudeitsdanny 10
Of course not; she'll be the exception. Hundreds of women/girls regret their first time, even though they think they're ready, because they weren't... But OP will be happy with it even though she's sure she's not ready. My god, I hope you're a troll.
dc295 3
ya i mean what kinda advice is that. when shes ready she will do it.
taurusxdee 10
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Calyx_fml 22
Shels right. Don't make sex into such a big thing. Use protection and don't think that it has some deep life changing meaning. Its a fun way to connect with people you like. Nothing more.
sirdolittle 0
That's a sad way of apprehending it !!
marcranger 29
37, why? 17, good thinking. why people assign so much value to sex makes no sex--it's really fun, especially with the emotional baggage removed. keep your expectations reasonable, and good things will follow.
binkybaby 3
It's not really some life changing event if you take proper precautions. I mean honestly, besides a all tear, what is the difference between "virgin" you and "deflowered" you?
Tempsey 0
Sex is life-making, so obviously people value it above many other things. People who say sex is bad or unimportant are stupid and obviously hate life, as that is where life comes from. Of course, there are test-tube babies but I don't feel like going to Wikipedia and copy-pasting right now....
sugarcoated 1
My boyfriend wanted the same before I was ready and it ultimately lead to the end of our relationship. I'm twenty now, was nineteen then, by the way. If two people want different things, sometimes it's better to let the relationship go. Also, my mum still teases me for being a virgin. She thinks that because my brother lost it at fourteen and she lost it as seventeen, I'm being prudish. Don't let anyone tell you that, OP, it's a decision that's entirely up to you and you should be proud of sticking to your guns and not caving to social pressures!
sirdolittle 0
I couldn't agree more !
Igor_g5 0
You got the wrong idea.
lizzlegirl 9
well I suppose if he was pressuring her then that'd be a legit reason..
T552 12
If he was constantly pressuring you for sex then I can understand you wanting to get rid of him. Dumping him for asking only once however, is a bit harsh, but anyway we don't know the situation with your break up so whatever, you have your reasons. Anyway, good for you for not getting pressured into having sex. You go for it when you say so, not when anyone else says so. As for mum's comment, she has a point, but like I said, you go for it when you want.
fearfulsymmetry 1
You've articulated everything I wanted to express about this FML. Kudos.
BridgetFrost 0
That sucks!
mea_iloveskiing 26
But she can stay dumb forever :)
Privations_fml 3
Yeah, really.
Cinn_fml 23
If he wasn't trying to pressure you into having sex, then breaking up with him might have been a little extreme. I mean, just because he's ready doesn't mean you have to, you can always wait until you are, knowing that it's your move next. However, if the two of you discussed how long you both wanted/were willing to wait and this was a mutual decision, then ignore what your mum said, it's your choice what you do. However, it's also possible that she thought you were just worried she wouldn't approve or that you needed a little bit of reassurance rather than you knowing what you were or weren't ready for.
Mizzoufan1123 0
Nice fml.
AmandaNAckles 0
hahaha, yeah, you're mom does have a pointt.
Kelita 0
good point????? to lose it if shes not ready?????? well now we know whos easy........