Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says
Fall3nAngel 23
Great mum you've got there.
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Comments (160)
DaveTheBrave20 0
wow! great deal right there! a mom that agrees with ur bf it cant get any better than that
samyslamajamma 0
Nullpointer, I think your the only guy ive ever heard say he was pressured. I didnt lose it at too young, 16, but i think guys in general have less emotions tied to sex. Hince ******. (prostitutes)
greenlantern27 6
Maybe you're just closer with your mom than I am with mine, but personally, I wouldn't tell my mom something like that...
broseph2684 0
**** him bitch damn get you just gotta say your right mom and **** the bro
AnagenisisZagus 13
OP, follow the rainbow. You can do it gurrlll <3
grumpypanda117 0
prude betch, unless you were like, 14 or something, that's understandable...
Dominique001 0
My BF Did That To Me,,iUbderstand If Yer Young You Would Say That But,,If Yer Likke 14,15 iAgree With Yer Mom
lmBrown 0
I agree with 69 OP's a pussy
xGraycloud 4
hmm... I hope she wasn't the one who raised you & that you were raised right. if you have sex with just anyone, its not special.
lilmissy1290 0
your mom is an idiot.. she should be happy she has a daughter that is willing to wait.. listen to yourself not what everyone else says.. at the end of the day it matters how you feel about yourself