Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
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Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very Christian family, I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "Is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" FML
Today, as my mom was getting ready for a date, I told her that I think it's too early for her to date, since she divorced my dad only a week ago. She then said, "Don't worry, I'm only in it for sex." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
It's up to you, doesn't matter what anyone else says
Fall3nAngel 23
Great mum you've got there.
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TheWicked 4
How old are you anyway? 12?
zanysage 0
Missy Mummy dear is right!
Badjuju7711 0
like mother like daughter
Skye_Child 0
Well, That us true. But if you aren't ready yet then you shouldn't until you find the right guy. You woulda went through more heart break if he hit and quit it. Your mom should have agreed with your decision, And appreciate that her daughter is willing to wait and isn't fast at trying to have sex.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
You are smarter than your Mom. You don't just do it with anyone. A guy who would pressure you would be a selfish lover as well. Wait until you are with someone you are very attracted to, have a good relationship with
Chris19801012 0
awww yes mom's mom wisdom. Keeping the strip clubs full since 1962.
Sparkiee93 3
Well good for you, stick by your morals no matter what. If your virginity is something precious to you hold on to it until you are ready to let it go to the right person. Just remember that sex is a part of a normal adult relationship, and just as it doesn't make you a bad person for not wanting sex, it doesn't make anyone else a bad person for wanting a sexual relationship. Just be fair and explain at the beginning that you want a company-only relationship so that they are not duped into believing that it's a normal one.
GawZ 0
ydi cuz yo mama speaks the truth!
dc295 3
ur a douche what makes her mom rite about that? if shes not ready then leave her alone. eventually she will b
Chris19801012 0
awww yes mom's mom wisdom. Keeping the strip clubs full since 1962.
snipeshow 3
YDI for being prudiah
NullPointer 20
Your mom seems like a real bitch. You CAN stay a virgin forever if you want to. I'm not saying that you do want to, it sounds like you're just waiting for the right time, but if you do decide to stay a virgin you should be able to. Don't let anyone tell you that you can't do something. I know that I'm not going to have sex before I'm ready. I'm twenty and almost had sex with a girl because she had pressured me. I think it is harder for me, because society is less accepting of men wanting to wait to have sex than it is of women.
Farankusu 0
I always thought it was the other way around for the past 12 years